Products (usually snacks or cereals) that I really enjoy disappearing for good without warning.
Absurdly lenient prison sentences
Gordon fucking Ramsey !
Endless wild speculation on 24 news programmes by reporters standing outside some house where something bad may or may not have happened
Z-list 'celebs' who whore themselves to be famous
Checkout workers in supermarkets who have lengthy conversations with customers in front of you
Soccer players … obscenely overpaid whiney drama queens
Test cricket ... yawn
Celery
Assistants in chemist shops who think they are doctors and start questioning you about symptoms when you ask for a packet of aspirin
Home makeover/property tv shows
Changing the duvet cover
People constantly slugging from bottles of water like they will shrivel up and die from dehydration
Shopping for clothes
Virtually every ending to horror movies where the killer/monster jumps up from the dead to ensure a sequel
People with ridiculously whitened teeth
Websites (usually porn) with those irritating floating pop-ups
Telephone scams, why exactly can't the government/telecom companies/police get their finger out and actually catch the cunts trying to steal from vunerable people instead of claiming foreign calls are beyond their control
Dog owners that let their animals crap on the pavement
Rap 'music'
Most things to do with religion, especially when God and politics are intertwined
Shakespear
When even natural disasters HAVE to be someone's fault in the eyes of the media
Facebook, what's wrong with keeping some things to yourself !

OK I feel better for that