...but even more troubling when you recall the school removed them a few months back.

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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words:

"Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

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Two teens were beating up an old woman in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

She didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

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A father and his young son walked along a beach at night.

The child looked at the heavens and asked, "Daddy, how do stars die?"

The father, focused on his cell phone, pondered a moment.

"Usually an overdose."

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An older surgeon asked a new doctor why he cheated on his wife with a cheap prostitute.

The doctor replied, "Well, when I first met that sweet little tramp, she was lying in front of me, naked.  What else was I supposed to do?"

The old surgeon sputtered, “Perform the fucking autopsy!”