Q:  What's the difference between a pick-pocket, and a peeping tom?

A:  A pick-pocket snatches watches, while a peeping tom watches snatches.

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Q:  What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

A:  Attire.

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Q:  What's the difference between making a salad, or masturbating?

A:  Where you put the cucumber.

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Q:  What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

A:  It only takes one nail to hang the picture.