"Mother," she says, "…how do you spell scrotum?"

The mother looks stumped, and finally replies,

"I wish you had asked me that last night – it was on the tip of my tongue."

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My brother's penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, but then the librarian told him to take it out.

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A Christian family walks into a hotel.

The father walks up to desk clerk and quietly says, "Please make sure the adult film channels are disabled."

The guy at the desk replies, "It's just regular porn, you sick fuck."