Cindy raised her hand and said, “I was at the doctor’s office with my mom, and she said not to play with the toys in the waiting room because the other kids were contagious.”

A moment later, Samantha raised her hand and said, “My dad tells me not to yawn because then everybody else yawns.  He says yawning is contagious.”

“Excellent work, girls!  Very creative,” the teacher praised.  “Okay, one more volunteer.”

Little Johnny raised his hand.

“Well,” he says, “I was helping my dad in the yard last week, and we saw the neighbor lady painting her house.  She was using a small brush, so I asked, ‘Daddy, why is she using such a small brush?.’

"And he said, 'I don’t know, son, but it’s gonna take that contagious.'”

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Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam for medical school.

For one question on human anatomy, students were asked to rearrange the letters “PNEIS" into the name of "an important human body part which is most useful when straight and erect."

Those who answered "spine" are now doctors.

The rest of us are posting jokes on message boards.