<![CDATA[Jesus, Deer, Leather.]]>I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward.

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Two deer walk out of a gay bath house. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

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About 90 percent of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants.  This works out perfectly, since 100 percent of men who wear leather pants don't like women.

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/39034/jesus-deer-leatherRSS for NodeWed, 08 Apr 2026 22:45:28 GMTThu, 03 May 2018 17:42:50 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Jesus, Deer, Leather. on Fri, 04 May 2018 03:14:10 GMT]]>You tempt me into one more deer-inclusive joke….

Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks.  They stopped and examined the tracks closely.

The first lawyer announced, "Those are deer tracks.  It's deer season, so we should follow the tracks and find our prey."

The second lawyer responded, "Those are clearly elk tracks, and elk are out of season.  If we follow your advice, we'll waste the day."

Each attorney believed himself to be the superior woodsman, and they both held bitterly to their opinions.

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/240659https://community.gaytor.rent/post/240659Fri, 04 May 2018 03:14:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jesus, Deer, Leather. on Fri, 04 May 2018 00:11:06 GMT]]>What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
        Beer nuts are $2.60 a lb while deer nuts are under a buck.

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