<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Baseball in heaven]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, “Do you think there's baseball in heaven?”</p>
<p dir="auto">Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I dunno, Abe. But let's make a deal: If I die first, I will come back and tell you — and if you die first, you come back and tell me — if there is baseball in heaven.”</p>
<p dir="auto">They shake on it and, sadly, a few months later poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, “Sol… Sol….”</p>
<p dir="auto">Sol responds, “Abe! Is that you?”</p>
<p dir="auto">“Yes it is Sol,” whispers the spirit of Abe.</p>
<p dir="auto">Sol, still amazed, asks, “So, is there baseball in heaven?”</p>
<p dir="auto">“Well,” says Abe says, “I got good news and I got bad news.”</p>
<p dir="auto">“Gimme the good news first,” says Sol.</p>
<p dir="auto">Abe says, “Well… there is baseball in heaven.”</p>
<p dir="auto">Sol says, “That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?”</p>
<p dir="auto">Abe sighs and whispers, “You're pitching on Friday.”</p>
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