Celebrity Dudes Who Aren't Afraid to Show Off Their Goods (redbook)

Jon Hamm
Perhaps the most famous bulge of all.

It sure is, I've seen it all and it looks great!

01 Ben Affleck
If you blink at the wrong moment during Gone Girl, you might miss it. But if you don't blink…well, let's just say there's no way you could miss it.

02 David Beckham
As if David's H&M ad wasn't proof enough that he's well-endowed, hubby Victoria Beckham has actually compared his man parts to a "tractor exhaust pipe." Wow.

**03 Leonardo DiCaprio
Bobbie Brown, famous for her appearance in the 1990 music video "Cherry Pie," wrote in her memoir,  "When I pulled his pants down I was like, 'Holy sh-t.' I’d just been with Tommy Lee, but Leo looked huge."

04 Idris Elba
Idris swears that the picture that came out in 2014 (you know, the one where his man parts look roughly the size of a meatball sub) is the result of a mic cable in his pants. But he's looking pretty bulge-tastic here, and there's not a microphone in sight.

05 Colin Farrell
What happens in a celebrity sex tape…becomes common knowledge. And that's how Colin came to have one of the most famously large penises in all the land.

06 Jared Leto
Straight from the mouth of Corina Taylor, who dated Jared for a while (and also happens to be a former adult star): "I’ve been a porn actress for three years, and Jared was the most I ever had to work with. There’s definitely a second career available for him if he ever runs out of mainstream work."

07 Joe Mangienello
Behold the package that mezmerized us during Magic Mike.

08 Ewan McGregor
Have you seen Deception, Trainspotting, or The Pillow?

09 Liam Neeson
Ex Janice Dickinson actually said she thought that Liam has the "biggest penis of any man alive."

10 Jason Segal
How I Met Your Mother was never the same after Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

11 Jay Z
The pre-Bey rumor mill compared his size to a one-liter soda bottle.

12 Michael Fassbender
This guy bared it all in Shame—and George Clooney himself was so impressed that he commented on Michael's penis size while on stage at the 2012 Golden Globes.

13 Jon Hamm
We know he wants everyone to stop talking about his package, but no list of man parts would be complete without it. The guy's got multiple Tumblrs dedicated to his manhood, for crying out loud.

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Jon Hamm
Perhaps the most famous bulge of all.

I think Michael Fassbender is pretty hung and you can see his meat in the movie Shame. 

I think Michael Fassbender is pretty hung and you can see his meat in the movie Shame. 

You can look at his face and tell he more than likely has a monster in his pants. LOLOLOLOL