<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Condoms]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son…. Men use them to have safe sex."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."</p>
<p dir="auto">The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."</p>
<p dir="auto">"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"</p>
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]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/239269</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/239269</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[humlir2]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2018 22:01:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Condoms on Fri, 23 Mar 2018 09:15:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">**A dad knowing all the answers..</p>
<p dir="auto">::)**</p>
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