<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Wishes]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life.</p>
<p dir="auto">By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes… Bear, you go first."</p>
<p dir="auto">The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female." For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on.</p>
<p dir="auto">The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that. It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well." Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.</p>
<p dir="auto">For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."</p>
<p dir="auto">The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was gay..."</p>
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]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/240009</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/240009</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[anyuh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2018 02:39:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Wishes on Wed, 11 Apr 2018 16:00:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">lmao, I didn't see that one coming. Well done.</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/239983</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/239983</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zeitgeist]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2018 16:00:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Wishes on Sun, 08 Apr 2018 10:59:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/maxwell555" aria-label="Profile: Maxwell555">@<bdi>Maxwell555</bdi></a>:</p>
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<p dir="auto">Very funny. Smart rabbit.</p>
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<p dir="auto">:love:</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/239876</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/239876</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[spam17]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2018 10:59:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Wishes on Sat, 24 Mar 2018 16:24:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Very funny. Smart rabbit.</p>
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<p dir="auto">One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life.</p>
<p dir="auto">By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes… Bear, you go first."</p>
<p dir="auto">The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female." For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on.</p>
<p dir="auto">The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that. It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well." Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.</p>
<p dir="auto">For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."</p>
<p dir="auto">The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was gay..."</p>
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<p dir="auto">Gay in such a situation?!</p>
<p dir="auto"><img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f61b.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--stuck_out_tongue" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":P" alt="😛" /></p>
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