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After analyzing expenses and revenues, they come to the conclusion that they will have to lay off one of their two assistants, Jack or Jane.</p>
<p dir="auto">They go back and forth but can't decide who to lay off.</p>
<p dir="auto">Finally, one manager decides that they lay off the first person who gets up from their desk.</p>
<p dir="auto">In the meantime, Jane is hard at work but suddenly gets a headache. She gets some aspirin from her desk drawer and gets up from her desk to get some water.</p>
<p dir="auto">One of the managers gets up to break the bad news to Jane.</p>
<p dir="auto">Manager: "Jane, I need to talk to you. I've got a problem. I either need to lay you or Jack off…"</p>
<p dir="auto">Jane: "Well, Jack off. I've got a headache</p>
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