<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Bizarre newspaper headlines from around the globe]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says</p>
<p dir="auto">Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers</p>
<p dir="auto">Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted</p>
<p dir="auto">Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case</p>
<p dir="auto">Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents</p>
<p dir="auto">Farmer Bill Dies in House</p>
<p dir="auto">Iraqi Head Seeks Arms</p>
<p dir="auto">Stud Tires Out</p>
<p dir="auto">Prostitutes Appeal to Pope</p>
<p dir="auto">Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over</p>
<p dir="auto">Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again</p>
<p dir="auto">British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands</p>
<p dir="auto">Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms</p>
<p dir="auto">Eye Drops off Shelf</p>
<p dir="auto">Teacher Strikes Idle Kids</p>
<p dir="auto">Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead</p>
<p dir="auto">Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim</p>
<p dir="auto">Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66</p>
<p dir="auto">Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax</p>
<p dir="auto">Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told</p>
<p dir="auto">Miners Refuse to Work after Death</p>
<p dir="auto">Stolen Painting Found by Tree</p>
<p dir="auto">Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies</p>
<p dir="auto">Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter</p>
<p dir="auto">Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years</p>
<p dir="auto">Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One</p>
<p dir="auto">Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84</p>
<p dir="auto">War Dims Hope for Peace</p>
<p dir="auto">If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While</p>
<p dir="auto">Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures</p>
<p dir="auto">Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide</p>
<p dir="auto">Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge</p>
<p dir="auto">Deer Kill 17,000</p>
<p dir="auto">Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead</p>
<p dir="auto">Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge</p>
<p dir="auto">New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group</p>
<p dir="auto">Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft</p>
<p dir="auto">Kids Make Nutritious Snacks</p>
<p dir="auto">Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy</p>
<p dir="auto">Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire</p>
<p dir="auto">British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply</p>
<p dir="auto">Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood</p>
<p dir="auto">Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees</p>
<p dir="auto">Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half</p>
<p dir="auto">New Vaccine May Contain Rabies</p>
<p dir="auto">Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing</p>
<p dir="auto">Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing</p>
<p dir="auto">Air Head Fired</p>
<p dir="auto">Steals Clock, Faces Time</p>
<p dir="auto">Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff</p>
<p dir="auto">Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni</p>
<p dir="auto">Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board</p>
<p dir="auto">Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors</p>
<p dir="auto">Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction</p>
<p dir="auto">Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training</p>
<p dir="auto">Include your Children When Baking Cookies</p>
<p dir="auto">4-H Girls Win Prizes for Fat Calves</p>
<p dir="auto">Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?</p>
<p dir="auto">British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands</p>
<p dir="auto">Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead</p>
<p dir="auto">Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant</p>
<p dir="auto">War Dims Hope for Peace</p>
<p dir="auto">Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures</p>
<p dir="auto">Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide</p>
<p dir="auto">Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges</p>
<p dir="auto">New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/3769/bizarre-newspaper-headlines-from-around-the-globe</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:29:05 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/3769.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2010 22:23:49 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Bizarre newspaper headlines from around the globe on Thu, 30 Sep 2010 22:37:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">funniest thing in a while  :laugh:<br />
<a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/kinsey6" aria-label="Profile: Kinsey6">@<bdi>Kinsey6</bdi></a>:</p>
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<p dir="auto">Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers</p>
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<p dir="auto">that one is my fav</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/69174</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/69174</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bluehue]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 22:37:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Bizarre newspaper headlines from around the globe on Thu, 30 Sep 2010 11:08:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><img src="http://tracker.gaytor.rent/bitbucket/th_thth17.gif" alt="" class=" img-fluid img-markdown" /><img src="http://tracker.gaytor.rent/bitbucket/th_ththlol2a.gif" alt="" class=" img-fluid img-markdown" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/69140</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/69140</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[leatherbear]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 11:08:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Bizarre newspaper headlines from around the globe on Wed, 29 Sep 2010 23:50:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over</p>
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<p dir="auto">I think that might be my favorite…</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/69117</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/69117</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[uwsguy102]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2010 23:50:50 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>