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      flozen
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      cteavin is our agent provacateur, and a very naughty young man.  (Remember, he also asked us to FMK the Holy Trinity!)   :pope:

      Peace and prosperity to the entire Asia-Pacific region!

      The monster FMK I would:

      Fuck the Wolfman.  I don't mind some fur, now and then.
      Marry Dracula.  Handsome Brad Pitt-type, Interview with the Vampire.
      Kill Frankenstein.  If I change my mind, he can be reassembled from parts!

      We have not done the FMK of "007" James Bond film actors, all at age 40?  Well, here's four choices:

      Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton, Roger Moore, Daniel Craig.

      Four choices – so, Marry one, but in the end, you will have two to either Fuck or Kill.

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        JohnAllenson
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        Sorry, I'm just going to answer three.

        Fuck - Roger Moore
        Marry - Daniel Craig
        Kill -Timothy Dalton

        Bond villians (with actors specified):  Raoul Silva (Javier Bardem), Oddjob (Harold Sakata), Ernst Blofeld (Christoph Waltz)

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          flozen
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          @JohnAllenson:

          Sorry, I'm just going to answer three.

          Fuck - Roger Moore
          Marry - Daniel Craig
          Kill -Timothy Dalton

          You really want to face the wrath of an irate Sean Connery?

          http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/celebrity-jeopardy/3506029?snl=1

          OK, back to FMK:

          Bond villians (with actors specified):  Raoul Silva (Javier Bardem), Oddjob (Harold Sakata), Ernst Blofeld (Christoph Waltz)

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          • Cuervos626C Offline
            Cuervos626
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            I'm not really interested in Bond films so: Fuck Javier, Marry Christoph and Kill Harold.

            FMK (Jurassic Park actors): Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, Joseph Mazzello.

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              JohnAllenson
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              Fuck Sam Neill
              Marry Jeff Goldblum
              Since I had to look him up - kill Joseph Mazzello

              Riverdale:  Archie, Kevin, Moose

              ps.  Looking him up, Fuck Joseph Mazzello now but he was 8 or something when he did Jurrasic Park.

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                flozen
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                @JohnAllenson:

                Marry Jeff Goldblum

                That was a good choice, because Jeff is likable, and keeps in shape…

                http://www.onlygoodbits.com/gallery/lisa-marie/lisa-marie_14018.jpg
                http://www.onlygoodbits.com/gallery/lisa-marie/lisa-marie_14017.jpg

                And back to the new FMK:  TV's Riverdale:  Archie, Kevin, Moose

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                  flozen
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                  Riverdale fans?  :cry2:  So here's another F,M,K trio, answer one or both:  :cool2:

                  TV's Riverdale:  Archie, Kevin, Moose

                  TV's The Big Bang Theory Characters/Actors:

                  Kunal:  https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTQzMzQyMTYyM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjYyMDI5Mg@@._V1_.jpg

                  Leonard:  https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNzQ2ODY0MTIwMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDQ2NzMzMw@@._V1_.jpg

                  Sheldon:  https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYjY2NzMzYzUtOTRkMy00OGQyLWEyOGUtZTI3NjhjODM1MTZiXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjQwMDg0Ng@@._V1_.jpg

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                    cteavin
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                    You beat me to it. I was going to post TBBT after watching it last night.

                    Kunal Fuck him because I'm not attracted to him but he's better than Lenoard.
                    Leonard His running joke about no confidence is tired – kill.
                    Sheldon Who wouldn't love to marry Sheldon? He's adorable. I'd end up committing spousal rape because my needs are not annual.

                    FMK Flozen, kenjysn1, Cuervos626 Naw, I'll get in trouble….

                    Lucifer has gotten good so...

                    Tom Ellis https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=Tom+Ellis&client=safari&rls=en&dcr=0&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLWz9U3MDSqMk7OyFXiBHEsjUpKirXEspOt9EvKgCi-oCg_vSgx1yo5sbjkEWMwt8DLH_eEpbwmrTl5jdGFC4dCIS0uNte8ksySSiEFLn4pZGs0GKR4uZAFeADyEdSqiAAAAA&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjk8q2dtI3YAhUBTJQKHTgLAkgQ_AUICigB&biw=928&bih=489

                    DB Woodside   https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=D.+B.+Woodside&client=safari&rls=en&dcr=0&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLWz9U3MDSqMk7OyFXiBHHMTbLKTbXEspOt9EvKgCi-oCg_vSgx1yo5sbjkEWMwt8DLH_eEpbwmrTl5jdGFC4dCIS0uNte8ksySSiEFLn4pZGs0GKR4uZAFeADG-8kNiAAAAA&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjssYyxtI3YAhWTq5QKHbIZBAMQ_AUICigB&biw=928&bih=489

                    Kevin  https://www.google.co.jp/search?client=safari&rls=en&dcr=0&biw=928&bih=489&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=6Xo0WpvzIYnQ0ATDipGAAw&q=Kevin+Alejandro+shirtless&oq=Kevin+Alejandro+shirtless&gs_l=psy-ab.3…3312.4820.0.5745.10.10.0.0.0.0.167.889.6j3.9.0....0...1c.4.64.psy-ab..1.1.103...0j0i30k1j0i8i30k1j0i24k1.0.C6HqT3xNO1I

                    I became a fan of Kevin AFTER they showed him shirtless in a Turkish bath. You'd never know how cut he is by looking at his character.

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                      kenjysn1
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                      no one have a nicer butt, don’t know them very much, so only choose by face looking
                      Fuck kevin he is older and seems like an actor
                      Marry Tom, he have darker thicker head hair love it.
                      kill DB, no reason

                      FMK Actors from American Gods

                      Shadow Moon, Mad Sweeney, Cznoberger
                      http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1898069/mediaviewer/rm771634176
                      http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1898069/mediaviewer/rm3934729216
                      http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1898069/mediaviewer/rm414789888

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                        JohnAllenson
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                        You said actors then listed characters.  I'll answer characters - whom I know better from the books.

                        Fuck - Mad Sweeny.  Who wouldn't want to boink a 6 ft tall leprechaun?  But the Fair Folk are too chaotic and easy to offend for a long-term relationship.
                        Marry - Shadow Moon - He'd give loyalty for loyalty
                        Kill - Czernobog (Russian for Black God) - The God of Death and Pain needs to die to be released into the cycle.

                        New Gods.  Mr. World, Technical Boy, Mr. Wood

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                        • Cuervos626C Offline
                          Cuervos626
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                          Kill Mr. World
                          Fuck Technical Boy and give him some spanks.
                          Marry Mr. Wood.

                          FMK (Scream Queens): Glen Powell, Diego Boneta, John Stamos.

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                            flozen
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                            (I have to post on top of dear Cuervos, because this shit took me a fucking long time…)   :crazy2:   And, goodnight!

                            I LOVE the TV series, American Gods, and I'm impressed you read the book, JA.  As for your FMK trio:

                            Fuck:  Technical Boy – https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTdmMWE1MmUtODMyZS00NDI4LWFjNjUtNWUyZTAyYTZjYWY1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjAwNTYwNDg@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,1761,1000_AL_.jpgft0=name&fv0=nm6780817&ft1=image_type&fv1=still_frame
                            Marry:  Mr. World – https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZGEzODRmMjUtZTNhNC00YjI2LWFkOWUtOGZkYzMyZTk2MjVlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjEwNTM2Mzc@._V1_.jpg
                            Kill:  Mr. Wood – mostly because, I don't think he has been introduced to the TV series in Season One.

                            FMK these Season One  American Gods Supporting Characters.  Per the photos, for your convenience.

                            Omid Abtahi/Salim the Taxi Driver – 
                            https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZWVkOWNlNzYtZWRiYy00M2NlLWEzYjAtNGM5MDk3OTdmZWQxXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjAwNTYwNDg@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,1761,1000_AL_.jpg

                            Orlando Jones/Mr. Nancy – 
                            https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BOTcxZDk0NDMtNWE1Yi00Y2VkLWEyYTgtZjMzNjFlNTYzYzU2XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjAyNzI2OTY@._V1_.jpg

                            Cloris Leachman/Zorya Vechernyaya – 
                            https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTU0MzU5ODgwOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTU1NzIxMjI@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,1776,1000_AL_.jpg

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                              kenjysn1
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                              oh, what a gods festival today. let’s pick a god to fuck. lol

                              marry salim, he have melted eyes. I can watch his eyes for a lifetime
                              fuck Zorya, Nothing better than having a sex with a dawn goddess.
                              kill nancy, hate spider (they will their husband after sex)

                              more gods my sexy goddess of sex Bilquis

                              the jinn from middle east

                              media

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                                flozen
                                last edited by

                                WOW, kenjysn1, you REALLY know your American Gods – the TV series!

                                Fuck:  The Jinn, because this genie is buff and hung:  https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/590x/secondary/american-gods-gay-sex-scene-936334.jpg

                                Marry:  Bilquis, when you have sex with her, your whole body is swallowed by her vagina, and you live in a happy universe sex dream forever.

                                Kill:  Media, I mean, Gillian Anderson is astounding in this role, but her character seems to be sneaky and evil.

                                And if you need any more reasons to watch American Gods, consider:  https://themuse.jezebel.com/so-far-american-gods-has-shown-more-dick-than-all-of-t-1793867555

                                OK, the Cuervos FMK:

                                FMK (Scream Queens): Glen Powell, Diego Boneta, John Stamos

                                Fuck:  Glenn Powell, sort of my type;
                                Marry:  Diego Boneta, really my type;
                                Kill:  John Stamos, for being in Fuller House.

                                And someone can take my turn to offer a new FMK, but let's close the book on American Gods…   :cheesy2:

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                                  cteavin
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                                  On American Gods, I'd so marry the Leprechaun because sex just once would not be enough. I'd totally fuck the technical boy. And I'd kill any and all of the old farts.

                                  New theme: Disney.

                                  F, M, K: Aladin, Flynn Ryder (me all night), the Prince (you chose which one).

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                                    JohnAllenson
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                                    Fuck - Flynn Ryder
                                    Marry - Aladdin
                                    Kill - one of the princes.

                                    So, more specfic with the Disney Princes:  Prince Eric (Little Mermaid), Prince Philip (Sleeping Beauty), Prince Naveen (Princess and the Frog)

                                    I considered adding Kylo Ren but that's a bit too meta.  (He's the son of Princess Leia.  disney now controls the Star Wars movies.)

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                                      flozen
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                                      Fuck Prince Eric – Has cteavin hair!
                                      https://images.moviepilot.com/image/upload/c_fill,h_470,q_auto:good,w_620/kpwjxuw3gewwewb4y2pd.jpg

                                      Marry Prince Naveen – South Asian animated hottie.
                                      http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/disneystheprincessandthefrog/images/e/e3/Prince-naveen.jpg

                                      Kill Prince Philip – Feather in hat?  No, no, no.
                                      http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/uXOuogmxRcml.jpg

                                      Request:  Could photos of lesser-known FMK trios be provided by the question poster?  Hugs and love.    :hug: :love: :hug2:

                                      FMK:  Talk show hosts…

                                      Conan O'Brien
                                      https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTMyMTAwMzQ0NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzM5MTU5MQ@@.V1.jpg

                                      Graham Norton
                                      https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BOTI0MTkzMzgwMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNTYyMTA1.V1.jpg

                                      James Corden
                                      https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTcyMDA2MTgwMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODgyNDM2NDE@.V1.jpg

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                                        JohnAllenson
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                                        So Ironic that you ask to provide photos for lesser known people then don't provide photos for Talk show hosts.  ;D

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                                          flozen
                                          last edited by

                                          For me, the animations are really tough.  How about just a general courtesy, going forward, to always put photos on the front end?   :hug2:

                                          imdb.com is an easy place to get almost anyone's pic, and the sizes of the main photos are pretty consistent.  But feel free to choose as you like.

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                                            kenjysn1
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                                            only know the first host.
                                            fuck Conan he is older
                                            kill Graham on reason
                                            marry James if have to. he looks like my favorite porno Marko Lebeau.

                                            my rule for next post
                                            Fuck & (kill | Marry){2} regex means you can have three choices, FKM, FKk, FMM. more choices more fun, you can own two wives  or husbands now

                                            Sam worthinton (my favorite)
                                            https://www.google.com/search?q=sam+worthington&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB725GB725&hl=en-US&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjgpp7Wj5HYAhVEi5QKHcAmBMEQ_AUIEigC&biw=375&bih=591

                                            Vince Vaughn
                                            https://www.google.com/search?q=Vince+Vaughn&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB725GB725&hl=en-US&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwitjoy2kJHYAhWEHpQKHfUBCyIQ_AUIEigC&biw=375&bih=591

                                            Ryan Gosling
                                            https://www.google.com/search?q=Ryan+Gosling&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB725GB725&hl=en-US&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwih8IyTkZHYAhVEF5QKHVYdAToQ_AUIEigC&biw=375&bih=591

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