Fuck, Marry, Kill… the Game
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Kill Cory Prince for getting that obnoxious tattoo, marry Andrea Suarez because he's thick and yummy, fuck Angel Cruz because he's too short (for me) to marry.
Let me make this a little abstract. Based on (the people's) stereotype or national image which countries men would you like to fuck, marry, kill?
China,
Korea,
Japan? -
Fuck Korea, marry Japan, kill China
Monsters: Frankenstein, Dracula, Wolfman
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:cry2:
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cteavin is our agent provacateur, and a very naughty young man. (Remember, he also asked us to FMK the Holy Trinity!) :pope:
Peace and prosperity to the entire Asia-Pacific region!
The monster FMK I would:
Fuck the Wolfman. I don't mind some fur, now and then.
Marry Dracula. Handsome Brad Pitt-type, Interview with the Vampire.
Kill Frankenstein. If I change my mind, he can be reassembled from parts!We have not done the FMK of "007" James Bond film actors, all at age 40? Well, here's four choices:
Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton, Roger Moore, Daniel Craig.
Four choices – so, Marry one, but in the end, you will have two to either Fuck or Kill.
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Sorry, I'm just going to answer three.
Fuck - Roger Moore
Marry - Daniel Craig
Kill -Timothy DaltonBond villians (with actors specified): Raoul Silva (Javier Bardem), Oddjob (Harold Sakata), Ernst Blofeld (Christoph Waltz)
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Sorry, I'm just going to answer three.
Fuck - Roger Moore
Marry - Daniel Craig
Kill -Timothy DaltonYou really want to face the wrath of an irate Sean Connery?
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/celebrity-jeopardy/3506029?snl=1
OK, back to FMK:
Bond villians (with actors specified): Raoul Silva (Javier Bardem), Oddjob (Harold Sakata), Ernst Blofeld (Christoph Waltz)
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I'm not really interested in Bond films so: Fuck Javier, Marry Christoph and Kill Harold.
FMK (Jurassic Park actors): Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, Joseph Mazzello.
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Fuck Sam Neill
Marry Jeff Goldblum
Since I had to look him up - kill Joseph MazzelloRiverdale: Archie, Kevin, Moose
ps. Looking him up, Fuck Joseph Mazzello now but he was 8 or something when he did Jurrasic Park.
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Marry Jeff Goldblum
That was a good choice, because Jeff is likable, and keeps in shape…
http://www.onlygoodbits.com/gallery/lisa-marie/lisa-marie_14018.jpg
http://www.onlygoodbits.com/gallery/lisa-marie/lisa-marie_14017.jpgAnd back to the new FMK: TV's Riverdale: Archie, Kevin, Moose
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Riverdale fans? :cry2: So here's another F,M,K trio, answer one or both: :cool2:
TV's Riverdale: Archie, Kevin, Moose
TV's The Big Bang Theory Characters/Actors:
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You beat me to it. I was going to post TBBT after watching it last night.
Kunal Fuck him because I'm not attracted to him but he's better than Lenoard.
Leonard His running joke about no confidence is tired – kill.
Sheldon Who wouldn't love to marry Sheldon? He's adorable. I'd end up committing spousal rape because my needs are not annual.FMK Flozen, kenjysn1, Cuervos626Naw, I'll get in trouble….Lucifer has gotten good so...
I became a fan of Kevin AFTER they showed him shirtless in a Turkish bath. You'd never know how cut he is by looking at his character.
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no one have a nicer butt, don’t know them very much, so only choose by face looking
Fuck kevin he is older and seems like an actor
Marry Tom, he have darker thicker head hair love it.
kill DB, no reasonFMK Actors from American Gods
Shadow Moon, Mad Sweeney, Cznoberger
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1898069/mediaviewer/rm771634176
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1898069/mediaviewer/rm3934729216
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1898069/mediaviewer/rm414789888 -
You said actors then listed characters. I'll answer characters - whom I know better from the books.
Fuck - Mad Sweeny. Who wouldn't want to boink a 6 ft tall leprechaun? But the Fair Folk are too chaotic and easy to offend for a long-term relationship.
Marry - Shadow Moon - He'd give loyalty for loyalty
Kill - Czernobog (Russian for Black God) - The God of Death and Pain needs to die to be released into the cycle.New Gods. Mr. World, Technical Boy, Mr. Wood
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Kill Mr. World
Fuck Technical Boy and give him some spanks.
Marry Mr. Wood.FMK (Scream Queens): Glen Powell, Diego Boneta, John Stamos.
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(I have to post on top of dear Cuervos, because this shit took me a fucking long time…) :crazy2: And, goodnight!
I LOVE the TV series, American Gods, and I'm impressed you read the book, JA. As for your FMK trio:
Fuck: Technical Boy – https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTdmMWE1MmUtODMyZS00NDI4LWFjNjUtNWUyZTAyYTZjYWY1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjAwNTYwNDg@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,1761,1000_AL_.jpgft0=name&fv0=nm6780817&ft1=image_type&fv1=still_frame
Marry: Mr. World – https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZGEzODRmMjUtZTNhNC00YjI2LWFkOWUtOGZkYzMyZTk2MjVlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjEwNTM2Mzc@._V1_.jpg
Kill: Mr. Wood – mostly because, I don't think he has been introduced to the TV series in Season One.FMK these Season One American Gods Supporting Characters. Per the photos, for your convenience.
Omid Abtahi/Salim the Taxi Driver –
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZWVkOWNlNzYtZWRiYy00M2NlLWEzYjAtNGM5MDk3OTdmZWQxXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjAwNTYwNDg@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,1761,1000_AL_.jpgOrlando Jones/Mr. Nancy –
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BOTcxZDk0NDMtNWE1Yi00Y2VkLWEyYTgtZjMzNjFlNTYzYzU2XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjAyNzI2OTY@._V1_.jpgCloris Leachman/Zorya Vechernyaya –
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTU0MzU5ODgwOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTU1NzIxMjI@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,1776,1000_AL_.jpg -
oh, what a gods festival today. let’s pick a god to fuck. lol
marry salim, he have melted eyes. I can watch his eyes for a lifetime
fuck Zorya, Nothing better than having a sex with a dawn goddess.
kill nancy, hate spider (they will their husband after sex)more gods my sexy goddess of sex Bilquis
the jinn from middle east
media
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WOW, kenjysn1, you REALLY know your American Gods – the TV series!
Fuck: The Jinn, because this genie is buff and hung: https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/590x/secondary/american-gods-gay-sex-scene-936334.jpg
Marry: Bilquis, when you have sex with her, your whole body is swallowed by her vagina, and you live in a happy universe sex dream forever.
Kill: Media, I mean, Gillian Anderson is astounding in this role, but her character seems to be sneaky and evil.
And if you need any more reasons to watch American Gods, consider: https://themuse.jezebel.com/so-far-american-gods-has-shown-more-dick-than-all-of-t-1793867555
OK, the Cuervos FMK:
FMK (Scream Queens): Glen Powell, Diego Boneta, John Stamos
Fuck: Glenn Powell, sort of my type;
Marry: Diego Boneta, really my type;
Kill: John Stamos, for being in Fuller House.And someone can take my turn to offer a new FMK, but let's close the book on American Gods… :cheesy2:
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On American Gods, I'd so marry the Leprechaun because sex just once would not be enough. I'd totally fuck the technical boy. And I'd kill any and all of the old farts.
New theme: Disney.
F, M, K: Aladin, Flynn Ryder (me all night), the Prince (you chose which one).
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Fuck - Flynn Ryder
Marry - Aladdin
Kill - one of the princes.So, more specfic with the Disney Princes: Prince Eric (Little Mermaid), Prince Philip (Sleeping Beauty), Prince Naveen (Princess and the Frog)
I considered adding Kylo Ren but that's a bit too meta. (He's the son of Princess Leia. disney now controls the Star Wars movies.)
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Fuck Prince Eric – Has cteavin hair!
https://images.moviepilot.com/image/upload/c_fill,h_470,q_auto:good,w_620/kpwjxuw3gewwewb4y2pd.jpgMarry Prince Naveen – South Asian animated hottie.
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/disneystheprincessandthefrog/images/e/e3/Prince-naveen.jpgKill Prince Philip – Feather in hat? No, no, no.
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/uXOuogmxRcml.jpgRequest: Could photos of lesser-known FMK trios be provided by the question poster? Hugs and love. :hug: :love: :hug2:
FMK: Talk show hosts…
Conan O'Brien
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTMyMTAwMzQ0NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzM5MTU5MQ@@.V1.jpgGraham Norton
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BOTI0MTkzMzgwMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNTYyMTA1.V1.jpgJames Corden
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTcyMDA2MTgwMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODgyNDM2NDE@.V1.jpg
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