Fuck, Marry, Kill… the Game

[flozen]

I had to Google for two of these guys, which should have been a clue that they were out of my "type."

But here are the photos, for someone else to F, M, K, – who likes their men BIG and BEEFY.   :drool2:

Marc Dylan:  http://www.gaytime.info/images/2012/apr/marc-dylan-0.jpg
Tomas Brand:  https://i2.wp.com/www.queermenow.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Tomas-Brand-Gay-Porn-Star.jpg
Lucius Socrates:  http://cocksuckersguide.com/StarSearch/fullmainimage/6/luciuskbsocratesmain.jpg

[cteavin]

Ewww. Can I kill them all?

Well, the only one who's mildly attractive to me is the middle guy Thomas, so marry him.
I could close my eyes and wait for Marc to get it over with, so fuck him.
I'd kill the last guy.

And who in their right man kills Henry Cavail!?!  :afr:

Think of the cast from Modern Family. Who do you fuck, marry, kill: Cam, Mitch, Jay?  ;D

[Cuervos626]

Kill: Jay. Got nothing against him.
Marry: Mitch. He's just lovely.
Fuck: Cam… While imagining Phil instead.

At FRIENDS age: Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer and Matt LeBlanc.

[JohnAllenson]

I'm assuming characters;
Matt LeBlanc (Joey) - Fuck
David Schwimmer (Ross) - Marry.
Matthew Perry (Chandler) - Kill - to put him out of his misery.

From Major Crimes
Wes Nolan (played by Daniel di Tomasso), Julio Sanchez (played by Raymond Cruz), Fernando Morales (played by Jonathan Del Arco)

[flozen]

Oh, drat – a response while I was typing!  But, it's fine -- I would have the same FMK as JA, with the provision, "fuck Matt LeBlanc a million times."  :missio:

You can be a princess!  Not with Prince Harry, that is so predictable.  But feel free to F, M, K these lesser-known royals:

Prince Wenzeslaus of Lichtenstein:  https://hips.hearstapps.com/hbz.h-cdn.co/assets/16/44/hbz-royal-bachelors-prince-wenzeslaus-of-liechtenstein.jpg

Prince Hussein of Jordan:  https://scontent-dft4-3.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/20905471_1560255867371119_5256408262219137024_n.jpg

Prince Amadeo of Belgium:  https://hips.hearstapps.com/toc.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/37/540f835c513a7_-_tcx-12-bachelors-prince-amedeo-0213-xl-lg.jpg

[Cuervos626]

Fuck Prince Amadeo of Belgium, he's built for hardcore sessions.
Marry Prince Hussein of Jordan and his wide face and big forehead.
Kill Prince Wenzeslaus of Lichtenstein for his long long face.

FMK: Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas.

[JohnAllenson]

I had to look them up since I'm not into Bubblegum pop.

Fuck- Joe (he's in sort of a music group now)
Marry - Nick (he's an actor who plays gay a lot)
Kill - Kevin (he's doing "reality" tv)

David Lee Roth, Phil Anselmo, Ozzy Osburne.  With pics from their heydays

[Cuervos626]

Marry David Lee, gosh those facial features.
Fuck Ozzy Osbourne, is one of my fantasies.
Kill Phil since I know nothing of him.

FMK: cteavin, kenjysn1 & flozen.

[flozen]

I would fuck ct and marry kenjyan, at which point I would simply die of happiness.     :love:

F, M, K:  CNN anchors…

Anderson Cooper  http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0168e9f2dea0970c-pi

Van Jones  http://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/van-jones-1.jpg

Jake Tapper  http://images.tritondigitalcms.com/6616/sites/238/2016/09/25171754/jaketapper-3.jpg

(These are really nice pics, I must re-learn how to post them properly.)

[Cuervos626]

Widly ride Anderson Cooper with glasses on
Marry Van Jones and take him bridal carry.
Kill Jake Tapper with a spoon.

FMK: 50 Cent, Kanye West & Jay-Z

[flozen]

Oh, I would fuck Kanye West with his mouth taped shut, and marry Jay-Z and see what made Beyonce say "I do."

That leaves 50 Cent to get (another) bullet – a guy who's made a number of homophobic comments in the past, and I felt his later gay "support" was just to get Hollywood roles:

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2010/10/01/50-cent-says-men-who-dont-sleep-with-women-should-just-kill-themselves/

Now it's time to Fuck, Marry, Kill some major heart-throbs:

Ryan Gosling, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ryan Reynolds

[JohnAllenson]

That's easy.

Ryan Gosling - Marry (My mom knows his mom so they can introduce us.  True!)
Ryan Reynolds - Fuck
Benedict Cumberbatch - Kill (One, he isn't Canadian.  Two, Khan… REALLY?!)

Oops, the next three.  From the Kingsmen - Taran Egerton, Edward Holcroft, Channing Tatum

[Cuervos626]

Fuck Channign Tatum in his Beautiful Trauma dress.
Marry Edward Holcroft if he uses glasses.
Kill Taron by tickling him to death.

Magic Mike XXL - FMK: Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer & Adam Rodríguez.

[JohnAllenson]

Fuck Adam Rodriguez
Marry Matt Bomer
Kill Matt Manganiello

Iron Man, Captain America, Thor

[flozen]

Just to comment that the answers from Cuervos are so damn funny:

Kill Jake Tapper with a spoon.   :cheesy2:

http://en.illogicopedia.org/wiki/10_Ways_To_Kill_A_Person_With_A_Spoon

Fuck Channing Tatum in his Beautiful Trauma dress:  

http://toofab.com/2017/11/21/pink-channing-tatum-beautiful-trauma-music-video-drag-pills/

But now, back to JA's superheroes question, and a note that if you're a "virgin" and new to the game, just check out the rules in the first post.  It's not hard to do, and no one will bite unless you ask them to.

Fuck, Marry, Kill these superheroes:

Iron Man, Captain America, Thor

[flozen]

Fuck:  Chris Hewsworth / Thor (Ragnarok)… http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/10/980x490/landscape-1489057053-thor-ragnarok-chris-hemsworth-gladiator-short-hair.jpg

Marry:  Chris Evans / Captain America… https://www.selectspecs.com/fashion-lifestyle/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-20-at-3.01.32-PM-1050x706.png

Kill:  Robert Downey Jr. / Iron Man… https://static.businessinsider.com/image/5722860752bcd05c658bf990/image.jpg

It's not an age thing, I just think RD has changed his personality – more affected -- since hitting the "big bucks."

Fuck, Marry, Kill:  Hunky daddy-age actors Idris Elba, Javier Bardem, Jon Hamm

[JohnAllenson]

Fuck Javier Bardem
Marry Idris Ebla
Kill John Hamm

Adam Beach, Alex Merez, Tahmoh Pennikett

[Cuervos626]

Get fucked raw by Alex Meraz while biting on his nipples.
Marry Pennikett in an hangar.
Kill Adam with a water gun.

FMK Lord of the Rings Cast: Orlando Bloom, Ian McKellen & Viggo Mortensen

[JohnAllenson]

The LOTR cast I would have asked.  (I have not the slightest interest in those three.)

Fuck - Dominic Monaghan
Marry - Elijah Wood
Kill - Andy Serkis

Twilight Series  Edward, Jacob, Emmet

[flozen]

@JohnAllenson:

Fuck - Dominic Monaghan
Marry - Elijah Wood
Kill - Andy Serkis

Twilight Series  Edward, Jacob, Emmet

I have the same F M K order for them, JA, perhaps we had the same general notions:

Fuck Dominic Monaghan – a lot of man, thought not tall, he is killing it in Preacher.
Marry Elijah Wood – quite adorable in LOTR and now, on BBC's Dirk Gently.
Kill Andy Serkis – needs no make-up to reprise role in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

With great apology, I haven't watched one minute of the Twilight series.  So, for the sake of choice, here's that F M K:

Twilight Series cuties Edward, Jacob, Emmet

or, choose

Singers Justin Timberlake, Adam Levine, Enrique Iglesias