Fuck, Marry, Kill… the Game

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(Just a side note to John A's RuPaul F,M,K: I have met the multi-season bad-girl Shangela at NYC Gay Pride. She's a Kill in her show persona, but in real life, a Fuck or Marry.)

Now, I DO know a lot about Star Trek: Voyager, so I'm going to add my two cents there…

Fuck: Chakotay
Marry: Harry Kim
Kill: Tom Paris

(All different choices than Cuervos, go figure!) ;D

But I know very little about the guys that Cuervos offered as the next challenge, so can someone decide the F,M,K fates of:

Performers Matthew Morrison, Mark Salling, Darren Criss.

JohnAllenson

It'll be a different order for their characters on Glee and the actors in real life.

Glee:
Marry - Blaine
Fuck - Puck
Kill - Will Shuester

Real life
Marry - Matthew Morrison (he's a mature guy whose closer to my age)
Fuck - Darren Criss (After washing that god-awful gel out of his hair)
Kill - Mark Salling is a registered sex offender who faces jail time for his kiddie porn collection.

Actors from American Horror Story: Evan Peters, Cheyenne Jackson, Matthew Bomer

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Kudos to JA for the two-part Actors F,M,K, and the same Actors in a Series Role F,M,K.

Last response before Thanksgiving dinner – the American Horror Story hunks. I'm assigning them only as their real selves, not their roles.

Fuck: Matt Bomer (spelled c-u-t-i-e)
Marry: Evan Peters (i'm endlessly intrigued)
Kill: Cheyenne Jackson (sorry, a bit too "pinched" for my tastes).

I suspect some of you here have a different order, so feel free to do your own F,M,K for these AHS guys below.

If you want a new trio, how about Olympic medalists Usain Bolt, Tom Daly and Ryan Lochte? One group, or both!

cteavin

You bitch! You answered just as I was typing!

K – Usain Bolt (not my type)
M -- Tom Daly (yum)
F -- Ryan Lochte and post pics on line to embarrase him.

_Polygomy's not a choice? :blownose:

Marry Evan Peters. He's the youngest, so he'd be my trophie husband.
~~Marry~~ Fuck Mathew.
~~Marry~~ Kill Cheyenne to that name out of commission._

Let's look at the world stage: Canada's Prime Minister (Justin Trudeau), France's President (Emmanuel Macron), and Austrian Chancellor (Sebastian Kurz, photo in case you don't know).

Cuervos626

Hmph, I hate politics but I would go:

Marry Macron. From the center tho a economist.
Fuck Kurz in front of his unmarried wife. He's young, smart and from the right, that's a dangerous combination, prepare for his scandals later.
Kill Trudeau, for I know nothing of him but he's from the left.

Straight porn stars: Johnny Sins, Chriss Strokes & Jordi El Niño Polla.

cteavin

This is a tough one Chriss Strokes & Jordi El Niño Polla? Who to fuck one and who to have forever?

Hmm, well, since Jordi is super short I'll say fuck him,
Chris is sexy tall, so marry him and
Johnny is no sin, except that he's ugly – kill.

Let's speed things up: Erza Miller, Grant Gustin, or Keiynan Lonsdale. (You might have to Google a photo.)

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@cteavin:

Let's speed things up: Erza Miller, Grant Gustin, or Keiynan Lonsdale. (You might have to Google a photo.)

I might have to Google a photo?!! I might have to chill in a time machine for 20 years before I feel age-appropriate!

Fuck: Keiynan Lonsdale (though almost killed for that silly spelling of a name)
Marry: Ezra Miller (now grown up, with chest hair, lol) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ezra_Miller#/media/File:Ezra_Miller_by_Gage_Skidmore_2.jpg
Kill: Grant Gustin (strange feeling he's a player)

And, someone is welcome to F,M,K these guys again!

But sometimes the choices are between bad, and worse:

Celebrity sexual predators Louis CK, Kevin Spacey, Jeremy Piven.

JohnAllenson

So Flash actors. I don't actually want to kill any of them.

Keiyan Lonsdale - Fuck (he's out as bisexual.)
Ezra Miller - Marry (he's out as gay)
Grant Gustin - Kill (he claims to be straight.)

My group of Olympic athletes, I'll attach pictures.
Pita Taufatofua
Shaun Barber
Ning Zetao

cteavin

Ning dies
Shawn gets fucked
and Pita makes me sandwitches forever. ;D

The Chris choice: Hemsworth, Pratt, and Evans.

JohnAllenson

The Kill one is doubtful. More like be be unenthusiastic.
Pratt - Marry (he was good with himself when he was fat and when he was fit. Someone to grow old with.)
Hemsworth - Fuck
Evans - Kill (He was in the Fantastic Four movies.)

Star Trek captains
Kirk (original)
Picard
Lorca

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@JohnAllenson:

Star Trek captains
Kirk (original)
Picard
Lorca

For me, they are already in F,M,K order.

Fuck: Kirk. He had it going on in those pre-toupee days.
Marry: Picard. A cultured lifetime to "Make it so – hard."
Kill: Lorca. He had a fatal brow-lift or facial fillers, etc.

Now, you see, sexual predators don't go away simply because you ignore them. In fact, they become more insistent. So I will resubmit my three pervy celebrities until I obtain satisfaction and release.

Louis CK, Kevin Spacey, Jeremy Piven. :crazy2:

Cuervos626

Thanks goodness I didn't get another Star Trek threesome.

I'd marry Kevin Spacey for his great career.
I'll tie, spank and fuck Jeremy Piven fat ass.
And kill Louis CK because I never liked him at all and specially hated one of his comedy shows for being unfunny.

Since OP didn't actually limited the game by gender, I wanna see the next one choosing between: Anna Kendrick, Emily Blunt & Anne Hathaway.

cteavin

One can only love Anne Hathaway, so a sexless marriage.
I'd could take one for the team with Emily Blunt.
I have no guilt in killing Anna Kendrick since I don't know her.

Since we're experimenting: Father, Son, Holy Ghost. ::)

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Oh, as this would be a blasphemy for persons of faith, I'm going to jump in…

Fuck Jesus. Have you seen the actors in those History Channel specials?
Marry the Holy Spirit. He's quiet, and wouldn't need a lot of closet space.
Kill God. Philosophers cry "God is dead," so maybe I'm already too late.

F, M, K Sesame Street residents…?

Bert https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/e/e1/Bert_smile.png/revision/latest?cb=20110630173259
Count von Count http://www.molecularecologist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/8365633951_4e2efb5bf0_b.jpg
Guy Smiley https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/9/9d/GuySmiley.png/revision/latest?cb=20140309023944

Dene

Fuck - Guy Smiley - Although it'd drive me nuts
Marry - Bert - So practical lol
Kill - The count - to shut him up with all the freaking counting lol

My Three are retro icons F,M,K.. James Dean, Paul Newman, Robert Redford

JohnAllenson

They're already in order

Fuck - James Dean (Adorable but so many emotional problems.)
Marry - Paul Newman (My mother always wanted me to have a Jewish wedding)
Kill- Robert Redford (I've always found him smarmy and he did not improve with age.)