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    Fuck, Marry, Kill… the Game

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    • F Offline
      flozen
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      @Cuervos626:

      FMK: Hawking, Einstein and Edison.

      Great unique trio!  Einstein was good looking (to me) in his younger days.  I would FMK this tomorrow if still open, too hard writing more in bed, in the dark, LOL!

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        flozen
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        Ok, FMK the brainy guys.

        Well, I am all about fucking Albert Einstein, he was awfully cute as a college student, through middle age.

        Marry Hawking (with medical staff), I'm especially fond of scientific theory as pertains to the universe.

        As for Edison, kill, kill, kill – make him eat crushed light bulbs.

        Following is a list of inventions that are often attributed to Edison, but were in fact not his making:

        The Electric Bulb or Incandescent Lamp.
        The Electric Chair.
        The Movie Camera.
        The Power Generator.
        X-Ray Photographs (fluoroscope)
        The Storage Battery.
        The Record Player.
        Wax Paper.

        New FMK:  Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.  Find three of these height-challenged guys to FMK in the accompanying photo.

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          JohnAllenson
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          Fuck - Bashful - he's sweet
          Marry - Doc - my mother always wanted me to marry a doctor
          Kill - Grumpy - too much competition

          Guys from The Librarians - can go by actors.
          Flynn/Noah Wyle, Jacob/Christian Kane, Ezekiel/John Harlan Kim

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            flozen
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            I would fuck John Harlan Kim until the Earth stopped spinning, but he's too young for me to marry.

            I would marry Noah Wyle (and fuck him quite willingly), had my eye on him ever since ER.

            By default, the kill goes to Christian Kane, who is already, conveniently, carrying an axe in photo.

            FMK a Made-for-TV 1970s Band:  The Monkees  (I have their Greatest Hits on CD   :love:)

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkees

            Singing Daydream Believer:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BKt07B3A6U

            Young Monkees, from your left:  Peter Tork, Micky Dolenz, Michael Nesmith, Davy Jones

            Older Monkees:  I'm sure you can match them.

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              JohnAllenson
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              Fuck - Davy Jones stayed pretty
              Marry - Michael Nesmith - his Mom invented Liquid Paper.  He also rocked his hat.
              Kill - it would have to be Peter Tork

              The Monkees tv show was better than people might think it was and much better than it had to be.  While now-a-days the premise would be simplistic they had used it at the time to make experimental television.

              Now for a more recent manufactured Boy Band - the Backstreet Boys:  AJ McLean, Howie D., Nick Carter, Kevin Richardson, Brian Litrell

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                flozen
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                OMG!  Although I'm all about brunettes, I had such a crush on Peter Tork.  And you murdered him.  (In the opening credits, where he's rolling down the street in the bath tub…  >:D )

                Someone will have to distract me, and dull the pain, by answering the Backstreet Boys FMK.  I simply can't go on.

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                  flozen
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                  OK, I can go on.  Backstreet Boys.  I'll use all five guys.

                  Fuck Nick Carter and Brian Litrell, fine for one-offs.

                  Polygamous marry AJ McLean and Howie D.  The bear, and the sweetie, for my many moods.

                  Kill Kevin Richardson, in part, for spending $5 on a box of Just for Men, Jet Black, rather than a realistic salon job for a guy, age 46.

                  How about FMK U2?  From your left:  Adam Clayton; Bono; Larry Mullen Jr.; The Edge.

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                    JohnAllenson
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                    Fuck Larry Mullen Jr.  I have the hots for him for a long time.
                    Marry Adam Clayton
                    Kill anyone who has a name as ridiculous as The Edge.

                    I just finished watching Doctor Who Christmas Special.  So there are so many Doctors to choice to FMK

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                      Cuervos626
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                      I never watched Doctor Who, and since there is no choice I'll go with Flozen U2 crew.

                      I'd fuck Bono in missionary
                      Marry Larry Mullen in his garage
                      Kill Clayton in an airplane
                      Put The Edge into the trashcan

                      FMK singers: Dixton's Jake Roche, Justin Bieber, Zayn Malik

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                        flozen
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                        @JohnAllenson:

                        I just finished watching Doctor Who Christmas Special.  So there are so many Doctors to choice to FMK

                        I have only seen bits (and I mean, tiny bits) of any Doctor Who series.  Even so, I can safely say I would…

                        Fuck that fairly recent, tall guy (my computer is acting up -- too many torrents open, lol!)

                        Marry and have serious marital intercourse with David Tennant -- that sexy otter.  And loved him in Broadchurch.

                        Kill none of them – the early ones seem like such good, old-guy characters.

                        And, it's too early to judge the newest, woman Dr. Who.  (Is her specialty solving gynecological crimes?)

                        FMK the Beastie Boys:

                        From your left, Adam Yauch, Mike Diamond and Adam Horovitz

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                          flozen
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                          @Cuervos626:

                          I never watched Doctor Who, and since there is no choice I'll go with Flozen U2 crew.

                          I'd fuck Bono in missionary
                          Marry Larry Mullen in his garage
                          Kill Clayton in an airplane
                          Put The Edge into the trashcan

                          FMK singers: Dixton's Jake Roche, Justin Bieber, Zayn Malik

                          Please film your fucking Larry Mullen in the garage.  Where do you get these ideas?   What's in the garage?  :crazy2:

                          Your singing twink FMK is an easy one for me.

                          Fuck Jake Roche once, and snap him like a twig.
                          Marry Zayn Malik and use sex to help overcome his anxiety issues.  My dark prince…  >:D
                          Endlessly kill Justin Bieber in a repeating time warp -- do I really need to offer an explanation?

                          And, back to the Beastie Boys FMK – here they are, about 15 years later.  See prior IDs, I'm tired.

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                            spam17
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                            @cteavin:

                            (Zac and JGL are so short I wouldn't know what to do with them.)

                            I'd marry the US team, team Mormon. (cough, cough)
                            I'd kill team Croatia because ewwww.
                            That means I'd have a gangbang with the Chinese boys.

                            Xmas themed: Which Santa would you FMK?

                            Billy Bob Thornton in 'Bad Santa' (photo one)
                            Ben Affleck in 'Reindeer Games' (photo two)
                            John Goodman in 'The Year Without a Santa Claus' (photo three)

                            team Mormon:

                            🙂

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                              drfox
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                              @flozen:

                              FMK the Beastie Boys:

                              From your left, Adam Yauch, Mike Diamond and Adam Horovitz

                              Fuck: Adam Horovitz
                              Marry: Adam Yauch
                              Kill: Mike Diamond


                              Which would you FMK?

                              From left to right: Jesse Pinkman (Aaron Paul), Walter White (Bryan Cranston), Saul Goodman (Bob Odenkirk)

                              Edit: Just saw that cteavin has already asked the Chris Hemsworth/Pratt/Evans FMK. Oops! Let's go with some breaking bad options then. ;D

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                                flozen
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                                @drfox:

                                Edit: Just saw that cteavin has already asked the Chris Hemsworth/Pratt/Evans FMK. Oops! Let's go with some breaking bad options then. ;D

                                Don't worry, drfox, i have a feeling that certain actors – the hotties -- will reappear from time to time.  I would love to FMK your trio, but my secret shame is that I've never seen one episode of Breaking Bad.  I plan to binge-watch them all…someday.

                                Regulars... lurkers... who can share their deepest, darkest FMK thoughts with the Breaking Bad actors?

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                                  JohnAllenson
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                                  I don't know the actors from Breaking Bad so characters

                                  Fuck:  Walter White - hot daddy highschool teacher
                                  Marry - Jesse - he's a sweetie
                                  Kill - Saul is a lawyer

                                  Daddies on Riverdale:  Mr. Andrews (Luke Perry), Mr Jones (Skeet Ulrich), Mr. Lodge (Mark Consuelos)

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                                    Cuervos626
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                                    Keep riding nonstop after Perry has cum, I want to see his ecstasy and confused/painful face while doing so.
                                    Marry Consuelos with donuts rings.
                                    Kill Ulrich with an angry chicken.

                                    FMK artists: Shakespeare, Da Vinci, Picasso.

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                                      2222 Moderator
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                                      I'd fuck Leo and let him fuck me because he's really good with anatomy.
                                      I'd merry Shakespeare because he'd probably romantic person.
                                      I'd kill Picasso by drown him in a bath up full of rainbow paints.

                                      –-----
                                      FMK -- Worst USA President Donald Trump, George W. Bush, Richard Nixon

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                                        flozen
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                                        Well, 2222, you have really given us a no-win trio, lol.  I will take the liberty of applying the FMK to each one when they were in the 25-35 age bracket.  Holding my nose, I would:

                                        Fuck Donald Trump, who was not hideous at 30 – before the eyebrows, the UFO hair, serial adultery, and political swing to the far right.

                                        Marry George W. Bush, who was trim and fit in younger days, and who is a story of redemption – raging alcoholic who got sober, a devoted family man, and now, you just give him a paint brush and canvas for his play time.

                                        Kill Richard Nixon, who never had a good-looking day in his life; a sweaty, angry man who was responsible for the greatest betrayal of the American people, so far. (To be fair, waiting for the verdict on DJT!).

                                        FMK Three Brothers,  From left:  Dave Franco, James Franco and Tom Franco.

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                                          JohnAllenson
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                                          And they're all Jewish so I won't have to ask them to convert.

                                          Fuck - James Franco.  He's a bit too smarmy to hang around with.
                                          Marry - Dave Franco.  He has a sense of humour.
                                          Kill - Sorry Tom.  I don't know a bloody thing about you.

                                          Riverdale Young 'uns
                                          Archie, Jughead, Kevin.  (The Earnest One, the Sarcastic One, and the Sassy One)

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                                            flozen
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                                            John, you must have quite a connection with these Riverdale guys.  This trio originally came up on page four, was "relisted" on page five – are there no Riverdale fans that can help John out?

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