Fuck, Marry, Kill… the Game

[JohnAllenson]

Fuck - Radamel - HIs mouth looks ready.
Marry James - he looks like a sweet boy despite the ugly tattoos
Kill - I really have no reaction to David.

Jewish actors:  Zac Efron, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Alden Ehrenreich.

[flozen]

Rather than waste a good FMK, allow me to respond to the soccer players as well…

I would surely F the baby-faced James Rodriguez once;

For sure, M the magical Radamel Falcao; which leaves me…

to K poor David Ospina, killed by JA, and then, me again.

…and offer a new FMK to go alongside John's…

WATER POLO TEAM F, M, K:

Mass fucking, Mass marrying, mass killing!!!

CHINA, CROATIA, USA

[cteavin]

(Zac and JGL are so short I wouldn't know what to do with them.)

I'd marry the US team, team Mormon. (cough, cough)
I'd kill team Croatia because ewwww.
That means I'd have a gangbang with the Chinese boys.

Xmas themed: Which Santa would you FMK?

Billy Bob Thornton in 'Bad Santa' (photo one)
Ben Affleck in 'Reindeer Games' (photo two)
John Goodman in 'The Year Without a Santa Claus' (photo three)

[flozen]

@JohnAllenson:

Jewish actors:  Zac Efron, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Alden Ehrenreich.

Further to John A's FMK, I would Fuck Zac Efron once his chest hair grew back.  Marriage to Joseph Gordon-Levitt, because I find his movie choices infinitely more interesting, and he's quirky, not perky, like ZA.  I'm afraid Aiden Ehrenreich gets the axe because he is the least-known to me.  Life is so unfair!

Also choosing J G-L for marriage from the Jewish trio, because I'd like to get him into some religious taboos, like tattoos and foreskin stretching.   >:D >:D >:D

Leaving the Santa Sodomy (above) for the next lucky caller… how seasonal!

[Cuervos626]

Fuck the hell out of Ben Affleck, he on his santa costume and me in a reindeer one.
Marry Goodman, he's just lovable.
Sorry Billy Bob, off with your head.

FMK: Andrew Lincoln, Norman Reedus, Lennie James.

[flozen]

I love me some TWD.  Are we envisioning them as characters, or in real life?  I'll choose real life.

Fuck Lennie.  He's a really suave dude in interviews, his BBC work is solid.

Marry Andrew.  Again, stop shaving that chest.  (See first episode for an appreciation.)

Kill Norman.  All that motorcycle riding and dust, and that chin straggle, meh.

New FMK:  Three very interconnected TWD characters:

Glenn, Negan, Abraham.  Your choice to FMK them as characters, or as themselves.

[Cuervos626]

I pity on Abraham dying, but I'll kill him again.
Fuck Negan until he becomes a good human being.
Marry Glenn dead body.

FMK: Mick Jagger, Prince & Elvis Presley.

[flozen]

Cuervos, always with creative ways to Fuck (bukkake!), Kill (with a spoon), etc…

I will have to...

Fuck Prince  (before his back problems);
Marry Mick Jagger (never stopped being a fun horndog);
Kill Elvis (white trash piggy toward the end).

FMK WATER POLO TEAMS, PART 2:  Australia, Germany, Hungary

[JohnAllenson]

I don't want to kill any of them.  Could I just fuck Australia and Hungary.
Marry Germany.

Openly bisexual actors:  Andy Mientus, Nico Tortorella, Alfonso Dosal.

[flozen]

You're right, JA.  Those three water polo teams were almost equally handsome.  I think, in the future, I'll try and put more variety/eccentricity in the FMK trios.

Anyway, who wants to FMK those bi-guys?!?!?

[Cuervos626]

Flip flop with Nico over and over until we are both dry and then three more times. Tho he admitted to be pansexual or something like that.
Marry Mientus in a forest and Kill Dosal with a banana.

FMK: Hawking, Einstein and Edison.

[flozen]

@Cuervos626:

FMK: Hawking, Einstein and Edison.

Great unique trio!  Einstein was good looking (to me) in his younger days.  I would FMK this tomorrow if still open, too hard writing more in bed, in the dark, LOL!

[flozen]

Ok, FMK the brainy guys.

Well, I am all about fucking Albert Einstein, he was awfully cute as a college student, through middle age.

Marry Hawking (with medical staff), I'm especially fond of scientific theory as pertains to the universe.

As for Edison, kill, kill, kill – make him eat crushed light bulbs.

Following is a list of inventions that are often attributed to Edison, but were in fact not his making:

The Electric Bulb or Incandescent Lamp.
The Electric Chair.
The Movie Camera.
The Power Generator.
X-Ray Photographs (fluoroscope)
The Storage Battery.
The Record Player.
Wax Paper.

New FMK:  Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.  Find three of these height-challenged guys to FMK in the accompanying photo.

[JohnAllenson]

Fuck - Bashful - he's sweet
Marry - Doc - my mother always wanted me to marry a doctor
Kill - Grumpy - too much competition

Guys from The Librarians - can go by actors.
Flynn/Noah Wyle, Jacob/Christian Kane, Ezekiel/John Harlan Kim

[flozen]

I would fuck John Harlan Kim until the Earth stopped spinning, but he's too young for me to marry.

I would marry Noah Wyle (and fuck him quite willingly), had my eye on him ever since ER.

By default, the kill goes to Christian Kane, who is already, conveniently, carrying an axe in photo.

FMK a Made-for-TV 1970s Band:  The Monkees  (I have their Greatest Hits on CD   :love:)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkees

Singing Daydream Believer:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BKt07B3A6U

Young Monkees, from your left:  Peter Tork, Micky Dolenz, Michael Nesmith, Davy Jones

Older Monkees:  I'm sure you can match them.

[JohnAllenson]

Fuck - Davy Jones stayed pretty
Marry - Michael Nesmith - his Mom invented Liquid Paper.  He also rocked his hat.
Kill - it would have to be Peter Tork

The Monkees tv show was better than people might think it was and much better than it had to be.  While now-a-days the premise would be simplistic they had used it at the time to make experimental television.

Now for a more recent manufactured Boy Band - the Backstreet Boys:  AJ McLean, Howie D., Nick Carter, Kevin Richardson, Brian Litrell

[flozen]

OMG!  Although I'm all about brunettes, I had such a crush on Peter Tork.  And you murdered him.  (In the opening credits, where he's rolling down the street in the bath tub…  >:D )

Someone will have to distract me, and dull the pain, by answering the Backstreet Boys FMK.  I simply can't go on.

[flozen]

OK, I can go on.  Backstreet Boys.  I'll use all five guys.

Fuck Nick Carter and Brian Litrell, fine for one-offs.

Polygamous marry AJ McLean and Howie D.  The bear, and the sweetie, for my many moods.

Kill Kevin Richardson, in part, for spending $5 on a box of Just for Men, Jet Black, rather than a realistic salon job for a guy, age 46.

How about FMK U2?  From your left:  Adam Clayton; Bono; Larry Mullen Jr.; The Edge.

[JohnAllenson]

Fuck Larry Mullen Jr.  I have the hots for him for a long time.
Marry Adam Clayton
Kill anyone who has a name as ridiculous as The Edge.

I just finished watching Doctor Who Christmas Special.  So there are so many Doctors to choice to FMK

[Cuervos626]

I never watched Doctor Who, and since there is no choice I'll go with Flozen U2 crew.

I'd fuck Bono in missionary
Marry Larry Mullen in his garage
Kill Clayton in an airplane
Put The Edge into the trashcan

FMK singers: Dixton's Jake Roche, Justin Bieber, Zayn Malik