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    Fuck, Marry, Kill… the Game

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      kenjysn1
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      only know the first host.
      fuck Conan he is older
      kill Graham on reason
      marry James if have to. he looks like my favorite porno Marko Lebeau.

      my rule for next post
      Fuck & (kill | Marry){2} regex means you can have three choices, FKM, FKk, FMM. more choices more fun, you can own two wives  or husbands now

      Sam worthinton (my favorite)
      https://www.google.com/search?q=sam+worthington&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB725GB725&hl=en-US&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjgpp7Wj5HYAhVEi5QKHcAmBMEQ_AUIEigC&biw=375&bih=591

      Vince Vaughn
      https://www.google.com/search?q=Vince+Vaughn&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB725GB725&hl=en-US&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwitjoy2kJHYAhWEHpQKHfUBCyIQ_AUIEigC&biw=375&bih=591

      Ryan Gosling
      https://www.google.com/search?q=Ryan+Gosling&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB725GB725&hl=en-US&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwih8IyTkZHYAhVEF5QKHVYdAToQ_AUIEigC&biw=375&bih=591

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        JohnAllenson
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        Fuck Sam Worthington - I don't know of him
        Marry Ryan Gosling - My mom knows his mom.
        Kill Vince Vaughn - if he is anywhere near as annoying as his characters

        Canadian actors:  Cory Sevier, Yannick Bisson, Shawn Ashmore

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          flozen
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          John, I like the Canadian actors FMK, I have a fetish for Yannick Bisson after watching him for years on Murdoch Mysteries/The Artful Detective.  I would be answering if I weren't running out the door.

          Also, could you point me to a tutorial on how to make the thumbnails so artfully (pun intended) placed in your post?  Or, PM me with the how-to.  Or, post the how-to in the thread?  It's definitely the best method for our game.   :cool2:

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            JohnAllenson
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            I like Canadian actors too.
            1/ When you open a window to post, directly below the white screen on the left hand side is a small blue box with a + that says "Additional Options…"  Click on that
            2/ You'll get a set of options:  Notify me of replies, Return to this topic, Don't use smilies AND Attach:  Browse  Click Browse
            3/  Attach a small gif or jpeg from your computer.  For more pics click (more attachments)
            4/  Repeat attachment till you have the three.  Be warned there are limits:  1024 KB and 10 pic per post.

            I first saw Yannick in "Nothing Too Good for a Cowboy."  I had very slashy thoughts about him and his co-star Ted Atherton.

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            • Cuervos626C Offline
              Cuervos626
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              F: Bisson
              M: Cory Sevier
              K: Shawn

              Since I'm not familiar with canadian actors, have some Latin american cast: Rafael Novoa, Mario Cimarro & Juan Alfonso Baptista.

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                JohnAllenson
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                Here are the pictures

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                mario-cimarro.jpg
                juan-alfonso-baptista.jpg

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                  flozen
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                  John, that is most kind.  If we all provide photos – or links to photos -- each time we create a new FMK, I think the game plays much better.

                  To me, these Lain Lovers are all handsome.  But we must make difficult choices.  So, I will

                  Fuck Rafael Novoa, with those telenovela eyes.
                  Marry Mario Cimarro, I want to see that long hair and beard every day.
                  Kill J A Baptista, because he stole Ricky Martin's look, circa 2000.

                  TIME TRAVEL FMK:  Daniel Radcliffe…

                  The "Harry Potter" era:  http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/635/1600/harrypotter.jpg
                  Doing the play, Equus:  http://annienewman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/magic_wand_1.jpg
                  Recent, scruffy look:  https://i.pinimg.com/736x/bb/f4/32/bbf432532c93da94bc14bd09c270fe01–guys-smoking-daniel-radcliffe.jpg

                  (I will learn to "thumbnail" pics before 2018…   :blink:)

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                    cteavin
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                    I hate that he's become a smoker, the little fuck. So kill the new older scruffy version. Fuck the equas version and marry the younger version and wait till he comes of age to consummate.

                    Let's do a little Game of Thrones.

                    FMK, left to right: King Rob, John Snow, or Tyrion. Keep it period. Not the actors playing them today but the characters in all their smelly glory in the show.

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                      JohnAllenson
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                      Fuck - John Snow
                      Marry - Tyrion - the smartest of the bunch
                      Kill - King Rob - oops!  too late!

                      Characters from the Hunger Games:  Peeta, Gale, Cato

                      Peeta.jpg
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                        flozen
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                        I found another image where they are all spliced together.

                        https://i.pinimg.com/736x/25/9a/c2/259ac2f3a42e976b88295d8a2880e6c2–hunger-games-movies-the-hunger-games.jpg

                        Apparently I am a big nerd, because I haven't seen any of the Hunger Games, and I'm also weak on superheroes.  But I'll go on looks alone.  I like guys with brown eyes, so this is a tough one.

                        Fuck:  Cato
                        Marry:  Peeta
                        Kill:  Gale

                        Futbol/Soccer is the global sport, so I offer you three star players for fucking, marrying or killing.  All in the Top 10 in the world as rated by:

                        https://www.thoughtco.com/best-soccer-players-in-the-world-3557613

                        Lionel Messi, Manuel Neuer, Luis Suarez:

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                          cteavin
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                          You're scraping the bottom of the barrel for me. Footballers? Blonds? Bearded men? The only thing to worsen the mix is to add a tattoo to one of their body parts.

                          I guess I could marry the bottom guy with dark hair. Meh.
                          I'd fuck the middle blond dude just because I hate beards more.
                          Kill the bearded guy in order to shave him.

                          I swear to gawd I'm not a rice queen but since these three have movies opening here this week who would you fmk?

                          Pic one: Kento
                          Pic two: Noboyuki
                          Pic three: Ken

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                          • Cuervos626C Offline
                            Cuervos626
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                            Fuck Ken in a public densha, do him a paizuri and then force him into gokkun.
                            M: Noboyuki, he owns this handsome aura around.
                            K: Kento, that pic doesn't do any good to him.

                            Let me share my trio of soccer players as well for FMK: Radamel Falcao, James Rodriguez, David Ospina

                            Radamel Falcao.jpg
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                              JohnAllenson
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                              Fuck - Radamel - HIs mouth looks ready.
                              Marry James - he looks like a sweet boy despite the ugly tattoos
                              Kill - I really have no reaction to David.

                              Jewish actors:  Zac Efron, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Alden Ehrenreich.

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                                flozen
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                                Rather than waste a good FMK, allow me to respond to the soccer players as well…

                                I would surely F the baby-faced James Rodriguez once;

                                For sure, M the magical Radamel Falcao; which leaves me…

                                to K poor David Ospina, killed by JA, and then, me again.

                                …and offer a new FMK to go alongside John's…

                                WATER POLO TEAM F, M, K:

                                Mass fucking, Mass marrying, mass killing!!!

                                CHINA, CROATIA, USA

                                China.JPG
                                Croatia.JPG
                                USA.JPG

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                                  cteavin
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                                  (Zac and JGL are so short I wouldn't know what to do with them.)

                                  I'd marry the US team, team Mormon. (cough, cough)
                                  I'd kill team Croatia because ewwww.
                                  That means I'd have a gangbang with the Chinese boys.

                                  Xmas themed: Which Santa would you FMK?

                                  Billy Bob Thornton in 'Bad Santa' (photo one)
                                  Ben Affleck in 'Reindeer Games' (photo two)
                                  John Goodman in 'The Year Without a Santa Claus' (photo three)

                                  santa_badsanta_billy_bob_thornton_photofest_-_h_2016.jpg
                                  santa_reigndeer_games_affleck_photofest_-_h_2016.jpg
                                  santa_yearwithoutsantaclaus_john_goodman_photofest_-_h_2016.jpg

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                                    flozen
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                                    @JohnAllenson:

                                    Jewish actors:  Zac Efron, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Alden Ehrenreich.

                                    Further to John A's FMK, I would Fuck Zac Efron once his chest hair grew back.  Marriage to Joseph Gordon-Levitt, because I find his movie choices infinitely more interesting, and he's quirky, not perky, like ZA.  I'm afraid Aiden Ehrenreich gets the axe because he is the least-known to me.  Life is so unfair!

                                    Also choosing J G-L for marriage from the Jewish trio, because I'd like to get him into some religious taboos, like tattoos and foreskin stretching.   >:D >:D >:D

                                    Leaving the Santa Sodomy (above) for the next lucky caller… how seasonal!

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                                    • Cuervos626C Offline
                                      Cuervos626
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                                      Fuck the hell out of Ben Affleck, he on his santa costume and me in a reindeer one.
                                      Marry Goodman, he's just lovable.
                                      Sorry Billy Bob, off with your head.

                                      FMK: Andrew Lincoln, Norman Reedus, Lennie James.

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                                        flozen
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                                        I love me some TWD.  Are we envisioning them as characters, or in real life?  I'll choose real life.

                                        Fuck Lennie.  He's a really suave dude in interviews, his BBC work is solid.

                                        Marry Andrew.  Again, stop shaving that chest.  (See first episode for an appreciation.)

                                        Kill Norman.  All that motorcycle riding and dust, and that chin straggle, meh.

                                        New FMK:  Three very interconnected TWD characters:

                                        Glenn, Negan, Abraham.  Your choice to FMK them as characters, or as themselves.

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                                        • Cuervos626C Offline
                                          Cuervos626
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                                          I pity on Abraham dying, but I'll kill him again.
                                          Fuck Negan until he becomes a good human being.
                                          Marry Glenn dead body.

                                          FMK: Mick Jagger, Prince & Elvis Presley.

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                                            flozen
                                            last edited by

                                            Cuervos, always with creative ways to Fuck (bukkake!), Kill (with a spoon), etc…

                                            I will have to...

                                            Fuck Prince  (before his back problems);
                                            Marry Mick Jagger (never stopped being a fun horndog);
                                            Kill Elvis (white trash piggy toward the end).

                                            FMK WATER POLO TEAMS, PART 2:  Australia, Germany, Hungary

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