... "I don't pay guys to have sex; I pay them to leave afterwards."

Literally ROFL! I love it!

I had a friend when I was younger who was a well-paid, well-sought-after escort (for men and women - he didn't care!)... he said it was like "renting a boat vs purchasing one" - a LOT less expensive overall, and you get the latest model each time you go back to the marina!

So, we all like porn and it's why we're here, but have you ever hired an escort or thought about it? what was your experience like?

I would answer, "sort of:" I met a rather attractive guy at the gym a couple of years ago who was (1) definitely gay, especially enjoying sucking and getting fucked, and (2) working as an escort for women--who he would accompany to dinners, concerts, etc., and sometimes fuck. That was a lucrative arrangement for him, especially given that the startup firm where he worked had collapsed. We dated for several months, and I didn't pay him. It was an odd experience, but most enjoyable.

On another note, a very attractive (gay) intern I worked with a while back told me that he often hired escorts. I was surprised, as he could have had almost anyone he wanted. I presumed that it was a matter of convenience given his complicated work schedule, but he said simply, "I don't pay guys to have sex; I pay them to leave afterwards."

I love the fantasy of buying an escort for a night and having crazy sex, but the reality will never live up to the dream so I don't I'll ever do it again.

So, we all like porn and it's why we're here, but have you ever hired an escort or thought about it? what was your experience like?

Brad Pitt once called upon the late mega porn star Cameron Fox for escort services.  Cameron was a bit more butch in his later years, and Brad just handed him $200 and told him he didn't look like he did in his gay porn movies. Cameron revealed this, and apparently, Pitt was no stranger to gay escorts.  That is what triggered the Angelina Jolie divorce.