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<p dir="auto">Many places in Canada have aboriginal names:  Ottawa is Ojibwe for 'Merchant", Saskatchewan is Cree for "Swift Flowing River". Ontario is Wyandet for "Large Lakes", and Winnepeg is Algonquin for "Fuck it's cold".</p>
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But the word Canada is actually derived from Spanish.<br />
When the Spanish came to the Americas they discovered the Empire of the Aztec with their great cities, silver, jade, and gold.<br />
Then they sailed south and around and discovered the Empire of the Inca with their great cities, silver, and gold.<br />
So they decided to head north.<br />
They found:  snow, rocks, snow, trees, ice, and more snow.  They didn't find any cities.  They didn't find any silver much less gold.</p>
<p dir="auto">So they said, &lt;&lt;que nada!=""&gt;&gt;  Let's go home.&lt;/que&gt;</p>
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