Einstein was also in the car.  He told the policeman that it's not possible to surpass the speed limit.

A pink elephant and a blue hippo walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "Sorry, guys.  He isn't in yet."

oh john i cant get the humor, can you tell me why the bartender said that?

The bartender looks at them and says, "Sorry, guys.  He isn't in yet."

Scrodinger and Heisenberg were driving down a highway in Texas.   
A cop pulled them over.:police:
The cop said, "Are you aware that you were doing 85 mph in a 60 mph zone?"
Schrodinger said, "Great, now I'm lost."

The cop said, "Pop open the trunk, wiseass."
He looked inside, "Are you aware that there's a dead cat in here?"
Heisenberg said, "Now I am."

oh nice joke. make me laugh.  thanks.

i also laves the joke of “game theory” so smart of John Nash

I told the one about the 3 philosophers in the bar to someone who researches Game Theory.

His version, "the three game-theorists look at one another for a minute, then all of them say 'Yes".

Hahah, that's pretty true I guess. Makes it even more intriguing to others.

His version, "the three game-theorists look at one another for a minute, then all of them say 'Yes".

The bartender asked, "Would all of you like a beer?"

The first philosopher said, "I don't know."
The second philosopher said, "I don't know."
The third philosopher said, "Yes."

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There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who know binary and those who do not.

There are 3 types of people in this world.
Those who can count and those who can't.