Youthful swimmers below college age who do not yet have much control of their developing bodies often have to stand around all but naked for hours while waiting for their competitive laps. Boners are a natural peril for these men as much as for the upstanding displays wrestlers make at that age, at least in YouTube videos preserved for the ages. Or the aged. Whatever. And yet there do not seem to be photos of rampaging hardons pushing tight, revealing student Speedos to the limit as so many randy dudes wait around together oogling the spectators, if not each other. Someone could make a career out of capturing such moments, but perhaps they are more rare or more carefully disguised than some of us would like.

Those lush lips, those languid bedroom eyes! And, in the next to last photo as well as the first, his lovely diagonal prominence resting, limp but adorable, in readiness for action when he gets a chance. His partners are definitely to be envied. And he's not even the only godlet in these photos who can serve as an advert for what makes athletes famous.