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"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?" she asks.<br />
The shepherd agrees. She blurts out, "352!"<br />
The shepherd is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.<br />
"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"<br />
"Hey lady," says the shepherd. "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"</p>
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