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Officer: What's 2+2?<br />
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!<br />
Officer: What's the square root of 100?<br />
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!<br />
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?<br />
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.<br />
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.<br />
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"</p>
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