Subject:  Neo Con News Network Attacks Squirt on youtube  
Date:  6/24/2010 6:33:19 AM

Hey Squirt men,

As many of you are aware, Squirt has been the subject of many ridiculous attack news stories in conservative publications over the years. I’ve always found it hilarious how these “reporters” and editors can twist any story around to suit their agenda, so I thought it’d be fun to mock them!

I got together with Cocktales director Kristian Broadkast once again and we tried out something a bit different from our usual porn projects: we created the Neo Conservative News Network. In our new youtube videos, watch reporter Alan Ballsach tackle Squirt in a way that only those crazy conservatives can.

This is all in good fun, so I hope you enjoy. Give us a thumbs up and comment if you like them. And if you’re anxiously awaiting more Cocktales videos, don’t worry, they’re on their way very soon!

NCNN Episode 1 - Homosexualizing the World - Highway to Hell

hXXp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYrlFXSEVTs

NCNN Episode 2 - Hijacking God's Economy - Highway to Hell

hXXp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE0FfNUh16Q

NCNN EP 3 - Woodland Apocalypse - Highway to Hell

hXXp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfDhgOZnkgk

NCNN EP 4 - Yose Esplanada

hXXp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k-5X2y_QS8