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After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.<br />
He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.<br />
He told the woman that he was sorry but he seems to have left his wallet at home. "Will I have to go home and come back now?" He asks.<br />
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."<br />
He opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.<br />
She says, "That silver hair is proof enough for me." and processes his application.<br />
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience.<br />
She says, " You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability too!"</p>
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