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They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.<br />
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.<br />
Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming.<br />
One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely.<br />
A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.<br />
''Isn't it wonderful?''<br />
Brad exclaims.<br />
''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.''<br />
''He's happy now," says the nurse.<br />
"But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''</p>
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