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<p dir="auto">The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.</p>
<p dir="auto">The first nun replied that she would handle that without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.  The cashier had a surprised look, so the nun said, 'This is for washing our hair.'</p>
<p dir="auto">Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.</p>
<p dir="auto">'The curlers are on me.'</p>
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