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Studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What's red and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

I fucked this retarded chick last night. I wanted my first time to be special.

My ex girlfriend rang me up to say that she was HIV positive.
The trick is to always act surprised.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage.

How did the nun lose her virginity
she was raped

Child alone in his room, playing with his toys, when BAM! A time machine appears. “Johnny! I’m you from the future!” “Really? Oh boy! What do I grow up to be?!”
“A pedophile,” older Johnny says as he locks the door.

Tommy asks his friend: "So what did you get for Christmas?"
His friends replies: "I got a bike, a go kart, a quadbike, an xbox 360 with 30 games, a PlayStation 3 with 30 games, an electric guitar, a drum kit, a new PC, a laptop, a surround sound entertainment centre, a new watch, loads of clothes, loads of sweets, a holiday around the world, and loads more!"
To which Tommy replies: "Aww, I wish I had Leucemia"