<![CDATA[Police barred from penis enlargement…....]]>(Reuters) - Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won't get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief.

An applicant "will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged," said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, quoted on local website Kompas.com.

"If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military."

The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes "hindrance during training," said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news portal Detik.com.

Indonesia's remote easternmost province is home to Papuan tribes, many of whom are known for wearing penis gourds.

A low-level separatist insurgency has waged in the resources-rich part of Indonesia for decades and there is a heavy police and military presence there.

Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/2951/police-barred-from-penis-enlargementRSS for NodeWed, 08 Apr 2026 17:02:35 GMTSun, 02 May 2010 14:57:11 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Police barred from penis enlargement….... on Sat, 26 Dec 2015 14:04:53 GMT]]>bizarre  :crazy2:

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/163438https://community.gaytor.rent/post/163438Sat, 26 Dec 2015 14:04:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Police barred from penis enlargement….... on Sat, 01 Oct 2011 17:38:07 GMT]]>Um….hide the penis pump...quick!!!!! ::)

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/78656https://community.gaytor.rent/post/78656Sat, 01 Oct 2011 17:38:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Police barred from penis enlargement….... on Wed, 21 Sep 2011 10:16:46 GMT]]>It not called the itchy tree for nothing that’s how they tell,

hint hint nudge nudge
:zing:

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/78509https://community.gaytor.rent/post/78509Wed, 21 Sep 2011 10:16:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Police barred from penis enlargement….... on Tue, 31 Aug 2010 10:10:04 GMT]]>how are they going to know? are they gonna check or something? what if your naturally large - buncha nobs, and not in a good way. lol

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/68184https://community.gaytor.rent/post/68184Tue, 31 Aug 2010 10:10:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Police barred from penis enlargement….... on Mon, 28 Jun 2010 04:34:41 GMT]]>LOL

i don't know what to say!

lol

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/66303https://community.gaytor.rent/post/66303Mon, 28 Jun 2010 04:34:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Police barred from penis enlargement….... on Sun, 02 May 2010 19:36:13 GMT]]>@leatherbear:

… The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes "hindrance during training," said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news portal Detik.com.  ...  A low-level separatist insurgency has waged in the resources-rich part of Indonesia for decades and there is a heavy police and military presence there.  ...  Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.

This news article is JUST SO FUNNY IN TOO MANY WAYS.

That "hindrance during training" … is that because a long shlong impedes abilities or distracts other compratriots?
That "low-level separatist insurgency" ... is that to suggest that they may be biased from their own low hangers?
That comment about leaves from the 'gatal-gatal' tree to help SWELL things – can we please have a link to order these via the Internet?

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/64747https://community.gaytor.rent/post/64747Sun, 02 May 2010 19:36:13 GMT