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“I can ask God, so if you return in a few days I will have an answer for you.”<br />
A few days later the man returned to church and asked if the priest had gotten a reply.<br />
-“Well, I have both good and bad news” – the priest said<br />
-“Alright, then give me the good news first”.<br />
-“There is football in heaven.”<br />
-“I’m glad to hear that, but what are the bad news?”<br />
-“That you will be playing on their team on Saturday.”</p>
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