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Grumpy, for once, seems to have a lot to say. He keeps asking the Pontiff questions about the church and, in particular, the nuns.<br />
"Your Holiness, do you have any really short nuns?" Grumpy asks.<br />
"No, my son, all of our nuns are at least five feet tall," smiles the Pope.<br />
"Are you sure? I mean, you wouldn't have any nuns that are, say, about my height? Maybe a little shorter?"<br />
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"<br />
"No reason," replies Grumpy. "But you're positive? Nobody in a habit that's about three feet tall, maybe two-and-a-half feet tall?"<br />
"I'm sure, my vertically-challenged son," says the Pope, trying not show his curiosity.<br />
"Okay," moans Grumpy.<br />
So the Pope listens to the dwarves as they leave the building.<br />
"What'd he say? What'd he say?" chant the other six dwarves.<br />
Grumpy mutters, "He said they don't have any."<br />
And the other six start chanting, "Grumpy fucked a penguin! Grumpy fucked a penguin!"</p>
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