<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[FBI job-interview]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">The FBI had an open position for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were<br />
completed, they had narrowed the field down to 3 possible agents. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men<br />
to a large metal door and handed him a gun.<br />
'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.'<br />
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair… we need you to kill her'<br />
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'<br />
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'<br />
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.<br />
All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'<br />
The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'<br />
Finally, the last man was given the same instructions, to kill his wife. He took the gun and went into the room.<br />
Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.<br />
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the man, wiping the sweat from his brow.<br />
'Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks' he said. 'I had to strangle that bitch to death'.</p>
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