Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.

Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show santa exactly what I want for Christmas.

If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?

If i was the Grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I'd steal you.

You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?

Wanna meet Santa's little helper?

What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?

Girl if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 100 percent off.

Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!

Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!

My best toys run on batteries.

Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?

He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)

If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white christmas.