A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her
first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a
fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli
casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she
decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be
embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the
woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of
minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate.
She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!". Once again the woman smiled
and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she
didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Skippy, get away from her,
before she shits on you!"