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    country doctor. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on<br />
    his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor.</p>
<p dir="auto">At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my<br />
    stomach." The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the<br />
    fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if<br />
    that does the trick?" As they left the younger man said, "You didn't even<br />
    examine that woman. How did you arrive at your diagnosis so quickly?" "I<br />
    didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in<br />
    there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half-dozen banana peels<br />
    in the trash. That was what was probably making her sick."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Huh," the younger doctor said, "pretty clever. I think I'll try that at<br />
    the next house." Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes<br />
    talking with a younger woman. She complained that she just didn't have the energy she<br />
    once did. "I'm feeling terribly run down lately." "You've probably been<br />
    doing too much work for the church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps<br />
    you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."</p>
<p dir="auto">As they left, the elder doc said, "Your diagnosis is almost certainly<br />
    correct, but how did you arrive at it?" "Well, just as you did at the<br />
    last house, I dropped my stethoscope and when I bent down to retrieve it,<br />
    I noticed the preacher under the bed."<br />
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