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      flozen
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      I'll sing you the version I loved at six years old:

      "Happy Birthday to You,
      Happy Birthday to You,
      You Look Like a Monkey,
      and You Smell Like One Too"

      Of course, that is NOT true, dear Cuervos.  Have a special day!

      But the poem helped me create the next TPBM:

      TPBM rarely wears cologne or fragrance; they prefer to smell like clean skin (or even, sweaty skin)!

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        kenjysn1
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        really, i dont have cologne, my Shaving cream have fresh smell. actually I can’t use any kind of fragrance, bcos my workings place have air filter, you will wear protective suit, no smell can leak outside. after work I often do exercises may be sweet. I just finished my night running at home, I use a kind of soap bar which made by tee tree oil, very fresh smell.

        the person below me like cooking and collecting different recipes

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          cteavin
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          Yup, yup, yup. That's me in a nutshell. I have thousands of recipes. Hundreds of digital books and a few dozen hardcover recipe books (remaining after the digital coversion). I love food!

          TPBM likes to combine food and sex.

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            kenjysn1
            last edited by

            :afr: ct***in, tell me how to combine? eat some sex organ? we eat balls and penis of cow or sheep. they believe male eat those organ can make them stronger.

            the person below me is a girl , lol

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              flozen
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              Combining the last two TPBMs, I am not crazy about adding food to sex.  I like your penis to taste like penis, same for other body parts.

              But if I DID add food to sex, it would be something sweet and light, and not eat the meaty sex organs of barnyard animals! :puke:

              I would be a very ugly girl, with big hands and feet.

              TPBM is wearing a sweater right now.

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                cteavin
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                @kenjysn1:

                :afr: ct***in, tell me how to combine? eat some sex organ? we eat balls and penis of cow or sheep. they believe male eat those organ can make them stronger.

                Well, I might put some honey on your nipples and lick it off, or pour a stream of warm honey down the crack of your ass and lick and suck it off. I might rub a little cinnamon on your cock head to make in more sensitive or blindfold you and surround you with the smell of warmed chocolate you lick off something… It's not eating any sex organs, ken. 😉

                Actually, no. But I do have a blanket wrapped around my shoulders as I sit in my study in short pants with super warm thermal Uggs on my feet, my morning coffee at my side and my heater on full blast.

                TBPM ususally wakes up before the sun rises. (I do -- morning person here.)

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                  kenjysn1
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                  indeed. it’s 5:52 am here, and I have showered in a cold water feel frozen and make my breakfast at 6 o’clock. We shouldn’t  waste too much time in the bed, there are much more important stuffs waiting.

                  the person below me is a sexy chef with fetish of food sex

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                    drfox
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                    Lol I am only decent in the kitchen… I have much to learn and practice. I am no sexy master chef like cteavin is :cheesy2:

                    TPBM owns a dildo

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                      Cuervos626
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                      I wanted to bought a dragon dildo just for the sake of it, but got my PS4 instead. So none for the main time.

                      TPBM knows how to do a striptease.

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                        cteavin
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                        No idea how but I know who to call if I wanna see one.  ;D

                        TPBM is interested in the Golden Globe Awards and The Oscars.

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                          flozen
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                          First, I would like Cuervos to send us a link to some of his striptease photos.  >:D  Fuego, fuego!

                          Now, I am interested in both Awards, even though it is just a popularity contest.  And, often influenced by the money and promotion used by studios.

                          That ugly toad, king of open bathrobes, and public masturbator Harvey Weinstein was a master at influencing the Academy vote.  But that's over.

                          TPBM has a navel (belly button) that is more of an "out" then an "in."

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                            cteavin
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                            Nope. I have an innie all the way – and I keep it VERY clean. (I once dated a Chinese guy who told me he never washed his navel, Chinese custom and all, which Ken seems to have confirmed.)

                            TPBM feels sexy as fuck at the moment.

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                              Cuervos626
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                              Can't feel anything as for now. And no videos from me, nahaha @flozen!

                              TPBM is using stripped socks.

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                                kenjysn1
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                                😊 it’s cold and busy here, don’t have mood to fucking. That’s not a good idea to awake the sexy evil in me, so I must stop replaying chitchat board for a while. btw I would beat your swollen balls utill you beg for mercy ct.

                                the person below me sexually active all of the time

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                                  cteavin
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                                  I'm not using stripped socks at the momment but my favorite pairs happend to be my North Face thermals – stripped but fun, they go up to my knees and are warm, warm, warm.

                                  As for sexually active, not that much to be honest. I don't like random sex, so I take a partner for a while and...

                                  (And the mental image I have is being fuckes so hard and long that someones balls are slamming into mine from behind -- I don't do S&M, so no ball busting for me.)

                                  TPBM watches Lucifer (which has gotten really good this season).

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                                    kenjysn1
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                                    not yet, it’s the first time hearing this tv program. maybe have a look.

                                    the person below me have a big butt(ass) >:D

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                                      flozen
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                                      I'm sorry to disappoint kenjysn1, but people tell me a have a rather small butt.  Kind of like a distance runner's butt.

                                      I remember my mom looking at my backside long ago, and saying, "You could use a little more baking soda in those biscuits!".

                                      TPBM has a piercing on his body, somewhere below the ears – or at the very least, finds it sexy...  :whistle:

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                                        kenjysn1
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                                        @flozen:

                                        I'm sorry to disappoint kenjysn1, but people tell me a have a rather small butt.  Kind of like a distance runner's butt.

                                        I remember my mom looking at my backside long ago, and saying, "You could use a little more baking soda in those biscuits!".

                                        TPBM has a piercing on his body, somewhere below the ears – or at the very least, finds it sexy...  :whistle:

                                        good humor to our butt, your mother is wise aged lady!  😉 my butt is not very big too, I hope it become bigger, lol btw, my father have a bigger butt and very strong arms from his working as an iron pots maker, maybe I will get that when I’m in my mid age. hopefully

                                        no piercing and tattoo anywhere. hate that stuffs, I really have a bias to tattoo and non ear piercing. I will feel uncomfortable when see a tatoo,  :afr:.

                                        the person below me growing beard in winter, lol crazy

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                                          cteavin
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                                          Grow a beard? Only for a week or two then I shave.

                                          TPBM has lied recently.

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                                            kenjysn1
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                                            no, everyone knows I have a straight intestine here. means who can't keep and hide a lie in his mind.

                                            the most difference between male and female, is that female have a most complicated tortuous in their mental, male is more simple towards an oppion.

                                            the person below me need prepare some candy for the new year

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