<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Coming Out Of The Closet]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay – doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?" The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!"</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/26340/coming-out-of-the-closet</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:28:46 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/26340.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2016 00:50:03 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Coming Out Of The Closet on Mon, 17 Oct 2016 02:47:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:cheesy2:</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/188065</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/188065</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[cupofass]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2016 02:47:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Coming Out Of The Closet on Thu, 28 Jul 2016 07:57:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Hey I can put your bad cooking in my mouth …. but don't expect me to swallow <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f604.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":D" alt="😄" /> LOL</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/180737</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/180737</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[JACK777]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2016 07:57:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Coming Out Of The Closet on Tue, 26 Jul 2016 03:22:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">;D lol I dunno ive had some bad cooking before lol so I stil might say it but never if it my moms cooking <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f609.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--wink" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=";)" alt="😉" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/180502</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/180502</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[sychosteve]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2016 03:22:12 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>