<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Rob&#x27;s frog…....]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">A Gay man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful prince".</p>
<p dir="auto">He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.</p>
<p dir="auto">The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful prince, I will stay with you for one week."</p>
<p dir="auto">The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.</p>
<p dir="auto">The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a prince, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."</p>
<p dir="auto">Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.</p>
<p dir="auto">Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful prince, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The man said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a boyfriend, but a talking frog is cool."</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/2535/rob-s-frog</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 14:51:06 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/2535.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:52:47 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rob&#x27;s frog….... on Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:52:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/aaliass" aria-label="Profile: aaliass">@<bdi>aaliass</bdi></a>:</p>
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<p dir="auto">:cheesy2: I want one !</p>
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<p dir="auto">A talking frog or a boyfriend?  ;D</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/63188</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/63188</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TwjT3NEc]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:52:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rob&#x27;s frog….... on Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:28:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:cheesy2: I want one !</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/63184</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/63184</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[aaliass]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:28:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rob&#x27;s frog….... on Fri, 05 Mar 2010 02:27:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">HAHAHA! I love it!</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/63032</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/63032</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MJRocker1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 02:27:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rob&#x27;s frog….... on Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:32:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Thank you for this joke.</p>
<p dir="auto">Q:  How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?<br />
A:  None; that is a hardware problem.</p>
<p dir="auto">Q:  How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?<br />
A:  None; that is a software problem.</p>
<p dir="auto"><img src="http://tracker.gaytor.rent/bitbucket/talkingfrog.jpg" alt="" class=" img-fluid img-markdown" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62825</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62825</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kinsey6]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:32:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rob&#x27;s frog….... on Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:05:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Thanks  ;D</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62824</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62824</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TwjT3NEc]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:05:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rob&#x27;s frog….... on Sat, 06 Feb 2010 22:16:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">LOL - you have to ask TheHunk in our chat what he does know about Real Programmers <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f642.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62498</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62498</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mgr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 22:16:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rob&#x27;s frog….... on Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:25:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Agree.  <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f609.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--wink" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=";)" alt="😉" /></p>
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