<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Good in bed…...]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">There once was a Gay Man who was tired of living alone. So he put an ad in the paper which outlined his requirements.</p>
<p dir="auto">He wanted a man who would treat him nicely, wouldn't run away from him, and would be good in bed.</p>
<p dir="auto">Then, one day, he heard the doorbell ring. He answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.</p>
<p dir="auto">"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Yes, but are you good in bed?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/2517/good-in-bed</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 14:50:19 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/2517.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:33:49 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Good in bed…... on Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:03:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Put an add in the paper <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f609.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--wink" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=";)" alt="😉" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/63071</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/63071</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[aaliass]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:03:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Good in bed…... on Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:44:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Where'd he find him and how do I get one!?</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/63068</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/63068</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MJRocker1987]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:44:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Good in bed…... on Sat, 06 Feb 2010 22:09:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Oh my - what fantasies rise up <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f642.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62496</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62496</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mgr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 22:09:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Good in bed…... on Mon, 01 Feb 2010 05:06:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">;D wow!</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62381</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62381</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gzlong]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 05:06:45 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>