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York City. He told the Sales lady, "I would like a Southern<br />
Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B". With a quizzical look,<br />
the sales lady asked, "What kind of bra?" He repeated, "A<br />
Southern Baptist bra. She said to tell you that she wanted<br />
a Southern Baptist bra and that you would know what she<br />
wanted." "Ah, now I remember," Said the saleslady, "we<br />
don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly<br />
our customers lately want the Catholic bra or the Salvation<br />
Army bra, or he Presbyterian type". Confused and a little<br />
flustered, the man asked, "So what are the differences?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The woman responded, "Well, it's really quite simple. The<br />
Catholic type supports the masses, The Salvation Army lifts<br />
up the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch<br />
and upright." He mused at that for a moment and then asked,<br />
"So, what is the Southern Baptist type for?" "They", she<br />
replied, "make mountains out of molehills".</p>
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