<![CDATA[This year, I resolve to:]]>

<![CDATA[This year, I resolve to:]]>

Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.

I will always "check for paper"when leaving the restroom.

I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.

I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case"

I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.

I will no longer park the BMW next to fire hydrants.

and never again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with the help of a known practical joker

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