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<p dir="auto">It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.</p>
<p dir="auto">"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Before the store opened."</p>
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