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A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.<br />
"Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he writes in his notebook.<br />
"But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replies.<br />
"Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were," says the reporter.<br />
"Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.<br />
"I'm not a Jets fan either," the boy says.<br />
"I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.<br />
"I'm a Cowboys fan," the child says.<br />
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,  "Little Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet".</p>
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