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The redneck stepped up and St. Peter said, ''Now, what is your poem?''<br />
The Redeck paused and scratched. ''Oh! I got it,'' said the redneck, ''here it goes. . . Me and Tim a huntin' went, Met three maidens in a tent, They was three and we was two, So I bucked one and Tim bucked two.''</p>
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