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The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."<br />
The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"<br />
Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"<br />
She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"<br />
She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"<br />
The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You've just got a broken index finger."</p>
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