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<p dir="auto">The guy asks for the bad news first.</p>
<p dir="auto">The nurse says, "We're going to have to remove your legs."</p>
<p dir="auto">Then the guy asks for the good news.</p>
<p dir="auto">The nurse says, "The guy beside you wants to buy your sneakers."</p>
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