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"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"<br />
She replied, "How about $50?"<br />
The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.<br />
"You're finished already?" he asked.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.</p>
<p dir="auto">"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porsche; it's a Ferrari."</p>
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