<![CDATA[Not Ready to Go Home]]>A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. He chugs it, looks into his pocket and asks for another beer. He chugs that beer, looks into his pocket and asks for another.

The man does this a few more times until the bartender asks, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"

The man says, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough for me to go home."

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/21734/not-ready-to-go-homeRSS for NodeWed, 08 Apr 2026 20:37:53 GMTSat, 24 Oct 2015 20:09:03 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Not Ready to Go Home on Mon, 21 Nov 2016 05:55:45 GMT]]>men sound like a perfect option at this moment hahaha >:D

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/192682https://community.gaytor.rent/post/192682Mon, 21 Nov 2016 05:55:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Not Ready to Go Home on Sun, 20 Nov 2016 15:58:28 GMT]]>;D ;D

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/192636https://community.gaytor.rent/post/192636Sun, 20 Nov 2016 15:58:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Not Ready to Go Home on Mon, 17 Oct 2016 02:52:22 GMT]]>:blownose:

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/188075https://community.gaytor.rent/post/188075Mon, 17 Oct 2016 02:52:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Not Ready to Go Home on Sat, 27 Aug 2016 00:43:44 GMT]]>sounds about right for what i've seen in real life lol.

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/183611https://community.gaytor.rent/post/183611Sat, 27 Aug 2016 00:43:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Not Ready to Go Home on Tue, 16 Aug 2016 23:04:08 GMT]]>@JACK777:

Why did he marry her then??

Maybe she got ugly over the time …  ;D

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/182784https://community.gaytor.rent/post/182784Tue, 16 Aug 2016 23:04:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Not Ready to Go Home on Thu, 28 Jul 2016 08:29:54 GMT]]>Why did he marry her then??

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/180745https://community.gaytor.rent/post/180745Thu, 28 Jul 2016 08:29:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Not Ready to Go Home on Thu, 30 Jun 2016 22:42:28 GMT]]>;D

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/178471https://community.gaytor.rent/post/178471Thu, 30 Jun 2016 22:42:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Not Ready to Go Home on Fri, 30 Oct 2015 21:16:49 GMT]]>😛

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